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Lmao, I literally bought the box to take that picture :)

Im not into sweets, especially cakes. I like some ice cream once in a blue moon but other than that i get ALL my sugar from Pepsi. Id much rather a beef stick or some jerky than a candy bar or cake.

But i have a couple kids that will eat them up !!!!
 
There was 18 users browsing the snark when i posted the picture of Twinkies comeback... Now there is 4... I think some people went to get Twinkies lmao
 
So today I had to listen to one of my friends tell me that 1) gerber makes the best knives, 2) spring assisted knives are illegal but "rod assisted" knives are perfectly fine, 3) His new gerber is extremly sharp but when he reached into his pocket with the blade open it didn't cut him.

I decided not to say anything because I didn't want to seem like an @$$ hole.
 
1) depending on what you want (if you want a really sharp but not super hardened folder for really really cheap with lots of bells and whistles) gerber MAY be the best in the world. 2) with as crazy as Chicago knife laws are there are probably even some cops that believe that. 3) Super sharp doesn't equal super edge holding. It cold be really really sharp but with how fibrous human tissue is, it could dull it.
 
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Everyone needs to log into netflix/prime/whateverthehellyouuse.com and watch how i met your mother season 2 episode 5. Skip right to that one. You can thank me later.
 
I must have led a sheltered life (or I'm just a dumbass) but my wife showed me the right way to cut up watermelon today. I always just cut them in half.

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That is something new. That is a lot of knife work.
I cut them in half and grab a spoon. Damn I love watermelon.
 
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It isn't what I am looking for so to me it wouldn't be the best in the world. Hell it isn't even the best chinese made POS to me.

I did just pick up a Mike Snody Personal Boss. They were on sale half off today was the last day. I figured since I have my inebriation to blame this is a good time to grab it. He did make mention that he has something along that same size coming out from Ka-Bar so that is pretty badass.
 
Everyone needs to log into netflix/prime/whateverthehellyouuse.com and watch how i met your mother season 2 episode 5. Skip right to that one. You can thank me later.

That show has had me laughing so hard that you was in tears before. What episode is that one?
 
My favorite episode! I was rolling! Had the wife watch it this morning and she was cracking up too!

I love when Barney says.. when i bring a girl home i dont have to tell her to leave, my apartment tells her for me...1 pillow on bed, everything about this says your buisness here is done. A wall full of porn... girls see this and cant get away fast enough...

i may have screwed up some of those quotes but man it was hilarious!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0866188/
 
I have a Gerber Auto that I was issued it is still my main carry folder. S30V heavy duty aluminum handle lock up is rock solid. Made in the USA maybe its just military spec stuff that is good but bash on Gerber all you want mine will stay in my pocket. Oh yeah it has some narly road rash on the pocket clip now......
 
I let a Gerber lie at the Small Fart clearance. Strike one: partly serrated. Strike two: Bear Grylls. Strike three: Made in China.

I've got a Gerber fillet knife that is fine though. Good grippy handles and nice flex.
 
Morning 'heads. I just stirred my coffee with a BK15. Somehow it tastes better then if I used a spoon.
 
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