Why you need a BLACK handled knife!

Why should you own & carry black handled knives?

  • Because the wife thinks plain black knives are less expensive than the 'fancy' colors!

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • Because Aliens do not have the visual acuity to resolve black details! [Thus the 'men in black']

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Because David Ortiz cleaned his cleats with a black Kamp King during the '04 Sox/Yankees ALCS!

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Other: please explain...

    Votes: 17 60.7%

  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .
Because a pink dagger just wouldn't look right.

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So what you’re saying is you aren’t a collector of BladeHQ’s Dessert Warrior/donut knife line? 😉🤣
 
So what you’re saying is you aren’t a collector of BladeHQ’s Dessert Warrior/donut knife line? 😉🤣
Hey, Barrett, about a minute ago I gave my daughter a sticker with a knife and donut BladeHQ sent me free with an order. Thought it was weird. They really have a "Dessert Warrior" line?!? 🤣
 
Hey, Barrett, about a minute ago I gave my daughter a sticker with a knife and donut BladeHQ sent me free with an order. Thought it was weird. They really have a "Dessert Warrior" line?!? 🤣

Oh yeah, it’s a whole thing, with knives from several different manufacturers (though the only ones acceptable for this subforum are a couple Victorinox models). They all have covers that look like pink-iced donuts with rainbow sprinkles, so basically the polar opposite of the subject of this thread. 😁
 
I voted "other".
I think black handled knives have subdubed class.
They don't shout "LOOK AT ME!!!" like some other materials do, be they natural or synthetic materials.

They also don't show the dirt from use as much ....unlike a black car ... only car that shows dirt more than a black car is a white car.
(based on experiece.)
 
I voted "other".
I think black handled knives have subdubed class.
They don't shout "LOOK AT ME!!!" like some other materials do, be they natural or synthetic materials.

They also don't show the dirt from use as much ....unlike a black car ... only car that shows dirt more than a black car is a white car.
(based on experiece.)
Disagree on the cars. A white car will stay cleaner looking much longer than a black one. Black paint looks great when it’s clean but looks like crap dirty. White just looks a little dusty for a long time before it looks as bad.

My wife hasn’t washed her white car in I don’t know how long. I washed my black harley 3 weeks ago. Guess which one looks cleaner.
 
Being a fashion icon, it's very important to me to carry a knife that goes with my outfit of the day. Black goes with any of my ensembles.
(Just kidding. I've been wearing jeans, t shirts, and flannel ever since I was a little kid. My fashion headquarters is Tractor Supply, and nobody's ever asked me for fashion advice.)
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Disagree on the cars. A white car will stay cleaner looking much longer than a black one. Black paint looks great when it’s clean but looks like crap dirty. White just looks a little dusty for a long time before it looks as bad.

My wife hasn’t washed her white car in I don’t know how long. I washed my black harley 3 weeks ago. Guess which one looks cleaner.
Plus black cars show scratches really badly, even minor ones, nor does it flatter the shape of many cars, looks too rubbery :D:eek:

As for black knives, it suits many patterns and you don't always need bolsters to enhance it.

Black shadow Laguiole

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