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No doctors? OK, then cowboy up Jerry... the best way to get over a cramp is to keep running, so you must need to get back to grinding up some custom knives... that should get rid of the pain.


...hope you feel better soon!
 
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:..."pinched+nerve"+remedy&hl=en&client=firefox-a
or
www.drlamb.com/curefibromyalgia.htm
(same thing without highlights)

that link will take you to drlamb.com, and his page on Fibromyalgia. essentially from what i understand, it is one of the basic set of side effects that can be seen from long term pinched nerves.

what i hope you will gain from that page is not a quick and or easy cure - because there isnt one, just like weight management or alcoholism; but rather an idea of how serious a pinched nerve can be if its not dealt with in a thourough and critical manner. the side effects from a pinched nerve not only include nerve damage, but they can also include damage to all the muscle tissues and connective tissues that are effected by that nerve.

it's like when someone asks "what heat treat is best for steel x, but give me the short answer" or "whats the best knife steel there is - ever."
the answer isnt something that someone can give without leaving out a great deal of very important information. the best heat treat depends on what you want out of the steel, and the best steel ever depends on its application.

just the same, the best way (or even A way that will work for you) to help, or cure your pinched nerve is something that will require a great deal more research then will likely be found via this forum.

best of luck :thumbup: :)


*post script: if it is actually a seriously pinched nerve, then the above applies (and still does otherwise), if its just a set of tense muscles or a slightly out of place joint thats causeing mild irritation - most of the suggestions here are good, relaxation, heat/cold therapy, stretching, excersize, good diet are all things that will help. i would still suggest finding iether a doctor, or a deep tissue massage therapist who is very good at what they do. deep tissue massage can do wonders for things that people normally would go to a chiropractor for - often times the bones are out of place because the muscles around them are tensing up in that direction.*
 
Hmm... some mild physical exercise is in order... but, I assure you, nothing harder than reaching for a bottle of scotch. OK, well, a little harder. Stretch it out. In particular, cross you left arm over your chest and wrap your right arm under it. Use your right arm to pull your left as close to your chest as you can, while keeping the arm straight. Then reach your left hand over your head and touch the area between your shoulder blades if you can (while standing). Lean from your waist to the right, slowly. Do some arm rotations, too. Swing your arms forward over your head and back around, rotating your shoulder joints. Go backwards too. Stretches like that, anything that gently moves your shoulder through a full range of motion.

UNLESS... you have a slipped disc or something in your SPINE... and then, dammit, Jerry, you're going to have to go to the DOCTOR. Oh wait, no, before you go to the doctor, make me a sprint run of Assault Shakers!!!!

Uuuhhhh.... last resort, you could always shoot yourself. That would end your shoulder pain rather permanently, I should think. Don't forget to will us all your stuff...
 
Ibeprofen :thumbdn: I"ve had tis same exact thing numerous times. I have taken 3 800 mg biscuts and it don't even dent the throbing ,pounding ,neck wrenchin numbness not even 1 penny's worth. Ice -n- heat is the answer :p
 
try using the other nipple or switching to the other side of the bed.

take two shots of j blu and call me in the morning :thumbup:
 
Jerry

Try meditating. Eliminate pain from your thought. Let your mind focus on the shoulder and arm/other areas affected and picture healing taking place. Have a strong belief that it's healing and it will before you know it.



Yours in Inner Power
 
2 Percocet 10's and a shot or 2 of JWB should clear ya right up!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

It's what I use for minor aches and pains... :cool: :cool:
 
Wow, I'm amazed at some of the advice you've gotten Jerry.... I'm just glad your not complaining of chest pain.... :eek:
 
GO TO A DOCTOR !!!

Jerry, You could be causing more damage by not going. You could have something that could be fixed very easily if you get it checked now. Waiting might make it alot worse which could result in a longer recovery time and way more expensive. You have no Idea what is wrong, it could be anything. For all you know there could be a blockage of blood flow that could result in anything, Including little jerry falling off. :eek:
 
Silas said:
For all you know there could be a blockage of blood flow that could result in anything, Including little jerry falling off. :eek:
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NO!! not jerry's infused twin fetal brother little jerry!!! not now that the secrets out :( after so many years of hiding in shame, only to fall off from lack of blood flow.... tragic!!! :mad:

but seriously... a doctor is a good idea...
( :D )
 
Lets see
Look who you are married too.
You have tons of money.
You can make any Busse knife you want anytime you want it or better yet,order someone to make it for you.
You had your looks back in the day
and again look who you are married too(just in case she looks at this post,I figure that will make her say "Oh yeah,he gets the Key"
You got to pay for this stuff somehow. ;) :D
 
greens said:
Jerry

Try meditating. Eliminate pain from your thought. Let your mind focus on the shoulder and arm/other areas affected and picture healing taking place. Have a strong belief that it's healing and it will before you know it.



Yours in Inner Power
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You know this sounds wierd but I belive doing this is how my back got fixed,didn't take long to get better after I started doing this.
 
you won't believe me but try this.......Spray a liberal amount of WD-40 on the offending shoulder, let soak for 3 minutes.

Then flap your arms 25 times slowly, it will work :eek:





Also very important have someone film this for future referance. :D

Now give me my SK.
 
I'm a JWB instructor, personal strainer and am working on my DTs and deal with this sort of thing all the time. Put ice on it, not you, the scotch, and re-apply liberally over the next four hours. Repeat as necessary. Pay on your way out. :yawn:
 
mamba said:
Wow, I'm amazed at some of the advice you've gotten Jerry.... I'm just glad your not complaining of chest pain.... :eek:
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Yeh, cause if he was I have a few documents I want him to sign and get notarized.... ;) :p

But seriously, you should go to a doc or an ER. Could be something simple, but better to let the pro's eliminate the "worst case" stuff.... :thumbup:
 
Hey wait, if he doesn't go to the doctor and ends up crippled or dead, then THE SOURCE OF ALL GOOD BUSSE IN THE WORLD WILL DIE OFF!!!!

GO TO THE DAMN DOCTOR ALREADY!!!
 
Yes, send money now to the SAVE JERRY FOUNDATION!! :cool: ;)

PM me for mailing information.... :thumbup:

Remember, only YOU can help! For little more than the cost of a cup of highpriced coffee a day for a year, you can be a part of this fund raising scheme, um, program, yes, fund raising program.

So, send now to help with this fleecing, er, um, noble cause.....

It's the RIGHT thing to do. :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
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