Win A Free Knife!!!. . . .

Jerry, I know you don't want to hear it, but you gotta go to the doc and get it checked out.

It might not even be a pinched nerve, you have no idea whats going on in there.

At the very least they will probably give you some good pain killers!:D
 
Well, I followed a lot of the advice given here and I have been able to reduce the sharp stabbing pain down to a dull, throbbing, mind numbing pain. . . .quite an approvement!!!! :D The ice and heat combo seems to have done the trick although the advice given by arnoldGlee helped quite a bit as well. Since the ice and heat treatment was the first in, it looks like Stabber wins the Key!!!! But it only seems fair that Arnold get a $20.00 shop credit for helping ease the pain!!!!

Jennifer voted for U812. . . . hmmmmm. . . . I wonder why? ;) :D

Thanks for all of your advice boys!!!

Jerry
 
Congrats guys!!
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WOW!! :eek: Thanks Jerry!Hope your feeling a bit better :thumbup: Ain't I lucky that I have had this excrutiating pain at least 4 times. This way I had a remedy to ease the pain. :p
 
stabber said:
WOW!! :eek: Thanks Jerry!Hope your feeling a bit better :thumbup: Ain't I lucky that I have had this excrutiating pain at least 4 times. This way I had a remedy to ease the pain. :p
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Finally. . .your suffering has paid off!!!!. . . errrrr. . . for me anyway! :D

Please email me at jerry@bussecombat.com with your shipping info and choice of SK ! ! !

Thanks again!

Jerry
 
Put some coarse salt in a damp sock and put it in the microwave for 3 minutes. Put it on the area until the sock cools several times . In between the second and third application use ice on the area for 5 minutes. Then repeat. You want the heat as hot and damp as possible.

Oh and oxycontin works...........................
 
Here's a suggestion that you might really enjoy... Massage. Book a hour and half massage and you'll be on cloud nine. If it is indeed a vertabrae out of place it could be a tight muscle that's pulling it out. Loosen the muscle and voila! Almost better than self medication! (Although a combo of muscle relaxants and massage can be pretty good...makes me useless for the rest of the day :D )

--Arnold
 
arnoldglee said:
Here's a suggestion that you might really enjoy... Massage.
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Dangit Boss, ain't I toldcha a dozen times not to drink with your grinding hand and vicey-versey. Not to mention the one-handed abusin' of that infused bro of yours, Li'l Jerry. Dontcha know it takes TWO hands to handle a whopper (according to Burger King). ;)

Arnold got really close to the answer IMHO. It's massage okay, the kind you book by the hour and, as Danny O'Keefe put it on his Breezy Stories album, "The money's just for the room, babe. The love is free." Hell, book a flight for two (you and Garth) to Phuket, Thailand as a business expense. Tell the IRS you had to check out some FSHBM'chetes in the bush there. Yeah right ......... it's all jungle in Thailand unless you're in Bangkok or Phuket -- then it's bush, alright. Two hours of Thai massage and bathing with "Hi, my name's Nikki" while under serious influence of their local concoction of brewed coconut milk gin, unfiltered monkey urine, & reconstituted kerosene and you'll be a new man. You just won't know which one, not that it'll matter much. If you're very lucky, once the after-glow and the effects of the bilious swill in yer gut wears thin, they'll let you out onto the street to go and try to find your clothes. Be sure to check Mr Lak's used clothing stall just down the street. I hear he does good business in foreign designed attire.

Have Garth **try** to stay sober enough to pour you back onto a plane for the return flight to Wauseon, so you can get shots for what's gonna be ailin' ya. It's the "displacement theory" in practice. Ya ever notice how a toothache'll bother you until you stub your toe sharply, then the tooth takes a backseat to the new pain. Ya just need some offshore displacement, eh? And trust me, Nikki knows just what and how to displace all yer aches 'n pains, including some ya didn't even know ya had. Never mind the new ones she's givin' ya. They'll go away in time with medication and lotsa therapy.

No, no ...................... don't thank me. I'm just one of the givin' kinda Hogs who've got your best interests at heart. ;) :rolleyes:

Seriously Boss, take care of yourself. Get professional medical help. (this from a guy who sees a doc about once a decade because he figures, "If I'm making a payment on somebody's Mercedes, it's gonna be *MY* Mercedes.") You're the best at making bomb-proof knives. Let them do the work they do best. Let's call it professional consideration from one craftsman to another.
 
arnoldglee said:
Here's a suggestion that you might really enjoy... Massage. Book a hour and half massage and you'll be on cloud nine. If it is indeed a vertabrae out of place it could be a tight muscle that's pulling it out. Loosen the muscle and voila! Almost better than self medication! (Although a combo of muscle relaxants and massage can be pretty good...makes me useless for the rest of the day :D )

--Arnold
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And this is strictly from my professional experience, a massage is a great idea, just be careful if they want to negotiate about a "happy ending". :eek:
 
Be careful though about your intake of anti inflamatory and JWB or any alchol, it gets hard on the liver. I have the same problem and they want me to have a fusion and bone spurs removed.
I preay for you you don't have the problems I do.
Good luck
Peace
BOb
 
I had that kind of shoulder pain months ago. It was like someone embedded a needle in the joint and I went to the university hospital. After 2 hours of testing and x-raying, the conclusion I got from the doctor was "everything's all right and it's just the nerves in your shoulder freaked out. Take a rest and it will be gone!"

Then I was recommended by some Chinese friends to an old Chinese doctor who professioned in acupuncture and naprapathy. And after two visits the pain was totally gone. Acupuncture was kinda scary though...
 
Jerry Busse said:
I've got a pinched nerve in my left shoulder that feels like a knife being jammed into me everytime I move . . . . . It runs into my neck and is making my left arm numb. . . . I've tried drinking a boat load of scotch but that hasn't done much except to apparently worsen the pain by causing me to fall down the steps from the upstairs office!!!!! :eek: Bad deal!!!

If anyone here can tell me how to fix it myself. . . (not "go to a doctor or chiropractor") I will award them their choice of a Skeleton Key with any finish that we have available.....

Bring your whacky suggestions. . . I'll try them all!!!!

Might be a good chance for you to mess me up even more!!! :eek: :D That sounds fun!!! :D . . . errrrrr. . .well, maybe not so fun since we're doing it to me!!!!

Bring it on HOGs. . . .

Give me detailed instructions on how to make this go away and you will be awarded in INFI. . . .. . . .


Jerry
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Okay here we go:

Crushed, fresh ginger in a soak, heat with warm water and apply to pain.

Also works with a rice sock. Fill a sock with rice, heat in microwave...apply.

Go down to the bar, find a big guy. Pick a fight, and when he swings, move direct blow to knotted area.

snatch a leprechaun in a bear trap. Leave it swinging for days till it gives you its gold, whiskey, and 3 wishes. Wish for the pain to go away.
 
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