I should win this knife because:
1. Customs & Revenue Canada seized my REKAT Sifu D2, fingerless SE as
deemed it to be a prohibitive weapon (can be opened by flicking
the wrist and using centrifugal force). All the while, one online
e-store sells it in Canada and local brick & mortar stores carry
other folders that can be opened in the same fashion. I have been
screwed by my government, which I pay taxes to. I will feel better
if I can replace it with a worthy knife.
2. I would like to own a Darrell Ralph designed knife. I love his
work and this would be a great starter knife to add to my
collection.
3. I'm getting married and I cannot buy more toys. After I'm
married I will not be able to buy more toys. I'm getting married
and that should be indication enough of my dreary knife collecting
days ahead.
4. I can save some money if the knife was shipped, for once, with
a value of $0.00 so that I don't have to pay bloody duty to my
evil government.
5. My fiancee/wife will be happy that the next knife I get will cost
nothing but a walk to the post office. I won't drive and this will
help save the planet a little bit more from pollution. As well,
walking will be good for my health.
6. I don't have any Talonite in my collection. Let's start now!
7. I will never, ever see my REKAT Sifu...NEVER.
That's all I can think of...
Burton