Mongrel has much more important things he should be doing right now. But Mongrel's will is weak and he can't resist.
Dear Mr. Vector,
WOW, you know, until you started the "should let Dennis go" stuff you may have hid under the radar. Kudus to your change in MO, the different tenor, the polished writing the spelling corrections etc.
I commend you on a good college try. But your posts so reek of Dennis that he has to be in there somewhere. Maybe hidden way in the back recesses of your mind you have absorbed his soul or something-but do not be mistaken-if your are not Dennis in the flesh you may have been possessed (sp?)by him. Use the force Dennis....Come to the light Dennis.....SCREAM DENNIS you know it's killing you to be so careful and so laid back. To watch every word and use the spell checker twice, to edit and re-edit to get it just right, the time, the work, the EFFFORRTTTTTTTT- drip Drip DRIP DRIP DRIP!!!! It's getting to you isn't it? The walls are closing in...there's that awful sound of heavy breathing when you know no one is there....the voices again...always the voices...the nameless flea market blades calling out to you to pick them up and "play with us" How can you stand it? How much more can you take before you blow? tick Tick TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK..................
The question or rather the challenge now for you is to see how long you can maintain this new persona. Will you crack? Will Dennis' personality begin the slow agonizing take over of your faculties? Will mysterious knives and trade offers begin to ebb and flow from your keyboard? Or will you be attacked by Ninja's with only your Stanley utility knife to defend yourself?
Will Vector crack? Will Dennis win this latest round of "A Beautiful Knife" Stayed tuned knifeknuts to the next installment of....
The Many Faces of Dennis

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back to the doghouse.....
my apologies to the Owners, moderators, and members of BFC if this is crossing the line. I rarely engage in this type of activity so I felt I was entitled to at least one attempt of wit........