You are surrounded by flesh eating ZOMBIES...

Sylvester Stallone and Woody Allen (Sylvester will make work and Woody will give advices)
+ maybe Marilyn Manson (we need brother of zombies for tactical plans..)
 
My Spyderco Mouse, I'll have them ooing and aahhing at the robust built of such a small knife, then, when they lean in for a closer inspection, jam it into their eye and run away.
 
i would call myself a zombie expert (i collect zombie movies) and it really depends what kind of zombies you have...there are the slow disgusting ones like Night of the Living Dead (Romero) and Zombie Flesheaters(Fulci) where a blow to the head would suffice so a japanese katana or a shotgun would be good...also there are the funny ones like Return of the living dead...they can run as well as talk but you can't kill 'em easily...this is where you need a flamethrower or try and dump as many of 'em in the incinerator and keep the vapors/ash from escaping...

And from the last 'zombie' movie i've seen which was '28 days later'...they kinda have infectious blood and bodily fluids...so you'd need some form of protection on you before you slice 'em up...but the easy thing about these types are that they're actually kinda human...so anything that could kill a human will kill 'em...just have to be careful not to get any blood on ya...

As much as i would love to be able to fight 'em off...is there really a point? If you're the only one survivor...what are you gonna do? Probably live on an island...other than that you might as well use the gun, kukri or whatever you've got on yourself...
 
Here's what I would take.

ONE Flamethrower

TWO .45s

ONE LM PST

TWO 12 gauge shotguns

ONE 18' Machete

Jeff
 
...someone had to bring this thread back from the dead. :)

Being a zombie doesn't sound too bad. You have an excuse for not going to work and having terrible personal hygiene. Also, no fear, no worries. You don't have to worry about that damnable cowlick in the mornings. Just go after those "braiiiiinnnssss".

But to have wildly destructive fun before I inevitably turn into a zombie, I'd pack a sawed-off shotgun and some sort of light SMG (Steyr TMP) or handgun. Then I'd have multiple length blades, with the longer one being used until the shambling hordes get too close. Then out comes a dedicated fighting knife, like a Polkowski. That Robert Hankins Moxie also sticks out in my mind, for some reason. It looks like a good zombie sticker. I was tempted to say Strider, but in this sort of situation, it'd be prudent to separate the fighting knives from the other survival implements.
 
I'm not sure whether I should be reassured or worried that I have everything I'd need to fight zombies right here in my house. ;)

Shoulder Arm:
Remington 870 12-gauge shotgun outfitted with extended magazine, sling, red-dot sight, and Surefire foregrip light. Loaded with Federal #4 Buck Tactical shells. Federal Rifled Low-Recoil Slug shells on belt.

Handguns:
Taurus Raging Bull .44 Magnum revolver shortened to 3-3/4" barrel. Loaded with Cor-Bon 260gr BCHP rounds.

H&K P7M8 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Loaded with Cor-Bon +P 115gr JHP rounds.

Fixed Blades:
BK&T Patrol Machete 14"
BK&T Combat Bowie 9"
Bob Dozier Texas #6 5.5" Spearpoint
Spyderco S.P.O.T. Micarta 1.4"

Folding Blades:
Camillus CUDA Maxx 5.5" Bowie
Darrel Ralph Mini-Maxx 4" Spearpoint Recurve

--Bob Q
 
OK, don't know if the combo'd work:

M93 C/W glaser (round1) shotshell (round2) birdshot (round3)
DITTO ABOVE For offhand, both with 15rnd mags.

A couple of .44 wheel guns in shoulder holsters with Glasers

I don't think a full auto would be of much use, so, a 12 guage dual barrel (cut right down to next to nothing with 00 shot, maybe some solids)

& also over the back, a couple of long blades (lightness counts for close work as well as length) & as those zombies are a tad slow, those there Tramontina machetes, sharpened up'll do the job better than a 24" blade katana up close & personal IMHO
 
A nice custom Rem 870 with a pistol grip shoulder stock, and an extended mag tube.
Lots of OO buck and slugs as well.

A pair of Glock 10mm's (the little one is the 29, whats the big one though???)
Lots of Hydra-Shok or comparable 10mm ammo.

A Mick Strider MSC Valkyrie 10

A Strider GB

A Leatherman Wave

Tibetan prayer beads and a smudge stick. (cant be too safe)

Sounds like a solid kit..
 
This is what I would do based on what little I know of zombie lore...

-make sure I retreat to a salt mine where there is an endless supply of water, salt, gasoline, diesel, and shotgun rounds primarily.

-have a fire pump truck fired up and ready to go.

-some machetes.

-some shot guns.

-some pump action high pressure squirt guns.

-Voodun Houngan's spell book and all the live chickens I can sacrifice.

-power bars, Ensure, and ultimate green drink powder.

... salt or salt water nullifies zombies or kills them dead. Shoot salt from a shotgun or spray them with the water from fire hose / squirt gun and it should take care of business. Once that is exhausted then I would go hunting for heads. Bodies without heads to control them would be useless. Whatever spells I can conjure up might buy me some time. I have plenty of food and drink... and occasional roast chicken will tide me over. Bring it on. Time to go to town...
 
I'd want a crowbar so I can get my boot out of the zombie's ass.

Barfoot Simona,
You rock!
 
M242 bushmaster chaingun with HEIT rounds
even if i miss, i can run them over with my m113
+ i can seal up my afv totally :)
why worry about them sneaking up behind you?
 
Armscor Revolving Grenade Launcher with "beehive", HEPD, and flamethrower rounds.

Franchi Spas 12 with flare, #4 shot, and slugs

Krinkov

US Naval Cutlass

Twin engine sea plane with GPS and a map of large private islands in the Caribian or Pacific.
 
You guys should be serious about this zombie thread. They really have them in Haiti - I saw it on TV!

If you want to go zombie hunting in Haiti, I would check with their embassy first. It might not be legal to shoot or cut the Haitian zombies.
 
I'd take along a bag of flesh to feed to the zombies. Also, some bread crumbs in case I run into some ducks too. Not to forget my Cold Steel Bush Ranger in AUS 8A. That way I can ward off any left- wing liberals that would cause me real harm. :mad:
 
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