You are surrounded by flesh eating ZOMBIES...

Rem 870 18" barrel ghost ring sights 8 shot extension surefire fore-end, you know to blind the zombies
M1A SOCOM
HI WWII Khukri
Large Ritter Grip
GRENADES PLEASE, and lots of them.
you guys are slacking off some, sheesh ;)
 
I would prefer an atomic aircraft carrier full of food and
Keira Kneightly
Mrs Spears
Christina Aguilera
and tell them we're the only survivors :D
a surfboard (the carrier makes some good 6' wake)
 
Yo people,

Zombies are there to be choped up and smashed to bits so get rid of those shootin irons, aircraft carriers and fortres islands and get the bats and blades out !!!! it would be a dream come true surley !!!!!!! :D
 
Shotgun's a must, I'll keep it simple though 3" magnum 00 buck.

HK MP5 full of Federal hydro Shocks.

For CQB I recently saw at NYCCKS a solid titanium mace made by Tom Anderson. Very light and quick!

Some sort of nice Katana or broadsword, You know a limb pruner.

And some transportation like a Hummer with gun windows.
 
You guys have it all wrong.The real strategie is to wait the zombies out.They are already dead so they are decomposing.In a few months they will be unable to walk due to animals chewing on them and cartilage breakdown,and muscle breakdown,in other words they will eventually stop chasing you around.The best bet is to hole up for a few months with supplies where you have no contact thus increasing your own risk of infection.Now that being said,I would have an 870 rem pump,AR-15,357 mag backup and an assortment of fine cutlery :D
 
I think I'd find a cute little Zombie chick and settle down and live a peaceful life her. I'd leave the zombie killing to aliens :D .
 
Velitrius said:
Louisville Slugger with a nail thru it, and a claymore mine strapped to my chest with "This side toward enemy".

"Heyyyyy battabattabatta Suh-WIIINNNNGGG Battaaaaahh!" "KABOOOOMM!!"

I'll go thru zombies like Godzilla thru downtown Tokyo.

Just a quick thought, you ARE aware that a detonating claymore has a nearly six foot long backblast, right? And the likely results of you strapping one to your chest and detonating it? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! The zombies could eat you cooked instead of raw! Oh man, that's really good... wow, thanks, you made my day.

Flamethrower. Napalm. Thermite grenades. API ammo. Mini-30, hand-and-a-half sword, katana, Colt Commander 1911s, RPG-16s. And when all else fails... I have an inflatable Jesse Jackson in my back pocket.

Sorry for the thread necromancy, but this thread was really too good to ignore. :D
 
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i would get a bunch of books and hide in my room and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

i would have my strider EB and use it exactly like i use it every day- to cut food and sometimes to pry opened windows when i lock myself out.

and i would have my dragunov SKS where it always is-- locked up and under my mattress.

also i would stock up on lots of coffee beans, or, if i really have to, coffee grounds.
 
THE BEST WEAPON!!!!!
H&K's GMG (Grenade Machine Gun) :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D
can shoot 330 40mm grenade rounds per minute :eek: :eek:
That would blow the sh!t out of any zombie i saw
heres the link gmg

the site says that this gun could b carried by a 2 man team...any 1 wanna help??? :D :D
o yeah and a desert eagle w/ hollow point bullets and a whole sh!t load of grenades
 
Hmmm, neat thread. Lets see. I would want to barricade myself in a compound with other people, ala Land of the Dead. If I was stuck out in the open, depending on the amount of zombies, I would need enough weapons to get by when I was outside of the compound, but not too much to weight me down. I guess I would be either riding a horse or driving some 4wd beast that was made from the remains of other 4wd trucks and suvs. I would have to have two Ruger P95's, last forever, 9mm natch. Probably throw in a revolver for backup. I would say a good Benchmade or Strider or Sebenza from all of the feedback those companies have received on this thread. I would carry my Native III for small tasks. If I had the room, I would carry either a Kukri or a short sword, maybe a Bowie. I would have to have a sword or battle axe, I would like to go with a claymore, but if I was on horseback, I've already got a lot weighing down my horse, ah, what the hell, this is just fantasy. For a rifle, I would take an M4 carbine with a scope, preban mags and a shotgun under the barrel, grenade launchers would be too noisy, shots would bring the zombies out of the woodwork, but an explosion would bring ALL OF THEM after me! The Kalashnikovs mentioned in earlier posts would last, but they are infamous for inaccuracy. If I was out and about, I would need supplies, I would probably have to weed out some of these weapons. I can see myself taking these along if I am on foot

BM, Strider or CRK for folder, definitely my Native III, two Ruger P95's, maybe P345's for lightweight capability, a backup revolver, bowie, axe or short sword and m4 carbine. If I was on horseback, take the claymore sword and kukri also, if in some type of 4wd vehicle, all of it!



Okay, I just read that some guys are going all out with weapons. Forget the guns and swords etc. I would take two blasters that look like Colt Navy Walkers, or the good old single actions of the late 1800's, but have something like, I don't know, 1000 shots each of a regular blaster power, a backup laser, a lightsaber, a futuristic bowie that is made from scifi super materials, same for two folders, I would like to carry a sword, but that would be too bulky, and a big pulse rifle style fully automatic blaster rifle. WHEW, I thought some mall ninja was coming out there for a minute... :D
 
depending if the zombies can climb trees or not id take a foldable tree stand back pack, my colt sour with its 10 power leopold scope.

as long as they cant climb trees all id have to do is mount a phone pole next to a walmart supercenter and pick them off at my own leasure. when ever i got hungry or needed more rounds id just clear the path and go shopping.
 
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