You have a knife, but---

[Insipid Moniker]

I just frown at boxes until they open out of respect.

 

[PRNDLtech]

I've used spoons, fingers and fork prongs to avoid knives, yesterday I used ginger scissors to free the ugly spyderco from the box

They have special scissors for redheads?!

 

[Mk-211]

I just frown at boxes until they open out of respect.

Chuck, is that you?

 

[Jabe1]

What’s the point of having the knife if it doesn’t get used?
Knife every time unless the box contents dictate otherwise..

 

[ShaiHulud]

What’s the point of having the knife if it doesn’t get used?
Knife every time unless the box contents dictate otherwise..

Have you ever tried a gerber tactical spoon?

 

[Lesknife]

My knife is so scary sharp those packages open themselves up when I whip out my knife. Just one look and they give it up !

 

[Mk-211]

My knife is so scary sharp those packages open themselves up when I whip out my knife. Just one look and they give it up !

 

[TCKev]

Always with a knife. I rotate through several
Mini Grip’s

 

[Blues]

They have special scissors for redheads?!

IYKYK

 

[ShaiHulud]

They have special scissors for redheads?!

Its spelled gingher
Oopsie daisy

 

[Knives&Lint]

Never use a key. Punch 'em and break that tape like a man.

That one hit home because that's literally how I open Amazon packages with the paper tape. Middle knuckle out like punching your friend in the arm in elementary school , then rip. Works a charm actually.

 

[Bobthebrewer]

I had my mouth washed out with Lava when I dropped the F bomb at the age of 5, the joys of older siblings

 

[Blues]

That one hit home because that's literally how I open Amazon packages with the paper tape. Middle knuckle out like punching your friend in the arm in elementary school , then rip. Works a charm actually.

I don't extend a knuckle, but it's how I open most of 'em. I feel defeated when I have to resort to a tool.

 

[Blues]

I had my mouth washed out with Lava when I dropped the F bomb at the age of 5, the joys of older siblings

I think my mother used Palmolive or similar...same result.

 

[el gigantor]

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That used to be my pickup line.

 

[Blues]

They have special scissors for redheads?!

Obviously...

 

[edgelion]

No funnin', there's a FRN handled Gerber lockback on a shelf in my living room that I've had for at least 25 years, and I'm pretty sure it has only ever been used to open packaging. Only sharpened once. Probly less than ten bucks of late '90's money. It's that kind of longevity that allowed me to justify totally obnoxious modifications to a brand new crucarta para3, so...

 LEGENDARY

https://flic.kr/p/2reqKym

There is none higher.

Still has tape gunk on it.

 

[JTR357]

This is what I open boxes with. I got 5 of them for $10 on the Zon. I hate cleaning tape residue off of my fine knives.

 

[jjg6319]

The right tool is a smatchet.

 

[GPyro]

I would think it would be easier to clean gunk off a knife than from the inside of a lockset because I used a gunked up key.....