you know you are a knife knut when...

koyote

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You sit down to dinner with family and pull out your EDC fixed blade for cutting meat even though the place setting includes a steak knife.

When you don't REALIZE you've pulled out your EDC sheath knife when there's a steak knife on the table until your wife points it out to you.

When your EDC fixed blade gets borrowed to help carve a bird because it's the only sharp thing in someone else's house.
 
Agreed

And anyone who EDC's a fixed blade is automatically a knife knut in my book:thumbup:
 
You know you are a knife nutt when your wife knows to not even bother setting a steak knife near your plate...

I use my EDC fixed blade ( Matrix ) for dinner just about everyday ( it don't work well for soup ).
 
When a fixed blade was the first gift you gave the girlfriend who became your wife. When you've given your wife (same woman) almost as many knives as you've gotten for yourself. Then, when she says "don't give me another knife" you find something so cool she says "yeah, I'll keep that."

I guess that makes two knife nuts.
 
You know you are a knife nut when you check your carry on size bag at the airport for a 2 day business trip, so you can bring your knives with you....
 
you know you're a knife nut when you recognize what brand of knife someone walking down the street is carrying by the pocket clip
 
You know your a knife nut when you see the word steal and you automatically think it is misspelled,(like many of my posts:D).

you know your a knife nut when your sitting there opening and closing your folder while reading this.

you know your a knife nut when you are on bladeforums more than you watch TV.
 
cj65 said:
You know you are a knife nut when you check your carry on size bag at the airport for a 2 day business trip, so you can bring your knives with you....
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HAHA...you KNOW you're a knife nut, when you leave your knives at home, and buy one at your destination, because you dont trust airline staff, and any excuse will do. :foot:
 
You know your a knife knut when your nightmares consist of you losing a knife or breaking a knife or harm coming to a knife.
 
You know you are a knife knut when so far all of these have related to me, Except the wife one.

You know you are a knife knut when you drive hours out of your way to check out a good knife store.
 
You know you're a knife nut when you have your second string knives (the ones that were not quite what you hoped they would be) stored in every drawer and cabinet in the house just in case you need a knife when you're in that room.
 
You know you're a knife knut when...

you're in a group of 15 people and someone says "who's got a (sharp)knife" and the rest of the group all immediately point at you and say "He does!"
and you can then pull 3-5 knives out of your pockets and offer them a choice!
 
cj65 said:
You know you are a knife nut when you check your carry on size bag at the airport for a 2 day business trip, so you can bring your knives with you....
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Thats hilarious. I did just that a couple of weeks ago. My wife thought I was Knuts!!!!!
 
you want to cry because you havent bought a slipjoint since april:mad:
and case just released the elephant toe again:mad: and ya just cant swing it
cheers
ivan
 
You know you're a knife knut when a thread like this makes your day exponentially brighter.
 
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