you know you are a knife knut when...

[miro44]

You know you' re a knife knut when your pocket looks like this from all the knife clips you' ve put on it

 

[verga]

You know you're a knife knut when...

you're in a group of 15 people and someone says "who's got a (sharp)knife" and the rest of the group all immediately point at you and say "He does!"
and you can then pull 3-5 knives out of your pockets and offer them a choice!

I was at a Martial arts seminar witha friend of mine. The discussion turned to knives in movies and acomment was made about one of the charectors "losing" his knife during a fight. My friend commented that a real knife fighter always has at least one back-up, then proceded to show them 4 of his 5 knives, thta he had been carrying concealed the whole time.

On my way to becoming a knife knutt

 

[orthogonal1]

I recently spent 4 hours trying to find a knife I knew darn well I had (and I did find it).

So many knives you can't remember where you've put them all.

 

[rugershooter16]

you know you're a knife nut when you recognize what brand of knife someone walking down the street is carrying by the pocket clip

SO TRUE!!! I can almost always tell what knife it is, not just by brand, but also model too...

also, YKYAKK when you own a Sebenza!

 

[Bastid]

When you have individual knives that sell readily for more than the vehicle you drive is worth.

 

[TheGame]

When you have individual knives that sell readily for more than the vehicle you drive is worth.

Sounds like someone I used to live next to. Had 4K to buy a used car, bought a $1200 car and a $2200 custom.

 

[T.K.C.]

you know you're a knife nut when you recognize what brand of knife someone walking down the street is carrying by the pocket clip

I do that too! LOL.