you know you are a knife knut when...

Y K Y A K K when you sit down in front of the TV to watch your favorite movie and after a couple hours you realize how sharp you got that knife, and don't remember even watching the movie.

Y K Y A K K when you can turn your head as you are reading this and see at least 5 knives.
 
When you find yourself giving advice to complete strangers at the knife counter of the local sporting goods store

When you find out that said store is now selling Spyderco, rush home and post it on Bladeforums

When you spend 15 minutes reading a thread on knife knut identification and agree with virtually every post:D
 
Ozy said:
HAHA...you KNOW you're a knife nut, when you leave your knives at home, and buy one at your destination, because you dont trust airline staff, and any excuse will do. :foot:
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I'v been doing this since they first started checking:jerkit:now I love it that they check:)
 
hwpaintballer said:
1. Was the jerkit really necessary?
2. You could have at least contributed to the thread.
3. YKYAKK when on Christmas you found your self using a knife to open a box containing a knife.
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Didn’t like it when they first started checking for knives ~ 35years ago-we would make this motion :jerkit: when we felt we were being jerked around. HOWEVER,I soon discovered that not taking a knife meant I could shop after landing and get a new knife. :thu mbup:I thought that I was contributing when I agreed with OZY. OK? I hope I have explained myself to your satisfaction. .:jerkit
 
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I reconized a Spyderco Military in a guys pocket today and I think I saw a lady with a Spyderco Lava today also.
 
So far I've agreed either wholly or in part with 20 posts on this thread, including the first.
I once pulled my EDC (Buck 110) in a restaraunt to eat a steak because I waited too long for the waiter to swap my 'normal' knife for a steak knife :D I know I shouldn't have done it, and not because of the funny looks I got from other diners either. A plain edged knife on a ceramic plate ? :eek: But hey, I was hungry, my steak was going cold, and I knew I could sharpen it again later didn't I ? :D
Not only do I find myself advising strangers at the knife counter, but even the guy who sells sharpening hones at the fairs here knows me by name and asks ME to demonstrate how good his hones are to potential customers when I turn up to see him.

Do I qualify ? :D
 
...when you use a knife on boxes that say not to open with sharp objects, cause "DARNIT! I know what I'm doing!"

...when you laugh at gun nuts always in their 'ready' stance while you manipulate or sharpen the air
 
YKYAKK when you tell someone you sleep with a knife by your bed, they ask why, and the best answer you can come up with is "because i can".
 
YKYAKK when you EDC more knives than credit cards in your wallet.
When you are known to always have a knife, even by people you completely do not know at all.
When sharpening replaced TV attention time.
When you are one of the youngest members on bladeforums with more knives than your age, and with an MSRP worth enough to buy a usable car (me :D)
 
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