you know you are a knife knut when...

YKYAKK ...
... if your family, friends, neighbors, or co-workers have ever felt the need to try an intervention because of your obsession with knives.
 
YKYAKK...if you're not only getting all of your friends and family knives for christmas but your also making them
 
If you can't leave the house till you figure out which of your knives you want to carry that day and you carry more than 1 knife on you at a time.
 
nikoknife48 said:
If you can't leave the house till you figure out which of your knives you want to carry that day and you carry more than 1 knife on you at a time.
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when you pick the sheath knife based on who you will be meeting. (working knife, selling my work knife, dressy knife, etc.)
 
...and when you speculate about how the ZT MUDD folder with it's sealed mechanism would serve for such purpose.
 
You know you're a knife nut when...

you are a member of bladeforums
you edc more than one knife
you try to identify knives in movies
 
countryboycansurvive said:
You know you're a knife knut when...

you're in a group of 15 people and someone says "who's got a (sharp)knife" and the rest of the group all immediately point at you and say "He does!"
and you can then pull 3-5 knives out of your pockets and offer them a choice!
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LOL +1

You know you're a knife knut when... Your friends play a guessing game of how many knives your carrying on you that day.
 
...when everyone asks to borrow your knives
...when everyone asks you to sharpen their knifes
...when you shred paper with your knife just to prove the sharpness
...when you have learned to whittle hair
...when you've bought metal files just so you could experiment with them
...when Crucible's staff knows you by name
...when your women thinks you have too many, and you don't think you have enough
...when your "buy" list stretches over 5 pages
 
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Josh K said:
...when everyone asks you to sharpen their knifes
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fixed for ya ;)

y k y a k k when you see a pile of scrap metal and think about how you could make knives out of it.

y k y a k k when you know more names of knives than crayola knows colors.

y k y a k k if you keep a knife catalog in the bathroom for reading material.
 
y k y a k k when you spend hours opening and closing your folders
y k y a k k when your knife collection is worth more than your gun collection
y k y a k k when you nearly explode because ups was late to deliver your knife order
y k y a k k when you use your knife to open packages with an easy-tear just because you want to use your knife.

Thats all I could think of now :D
 
ykyakk..... when you call in sick to work so you can be home on the day your new knife gets delivered.
 
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