You know you are a W&SS member when.....!

Try to wait for atleast the 2nd date to show them your collection.

and when you tell them you like Breeden, say it slowly an emphasize the en so it doesn't sound like ing.;):D

Also, keep your Battle Mistress in your pants and don't let her see your Skinny Ash. :p

(Okay, so I've been into Busse lately. :o)
 
You head out into the woods with the absolute minimum, but the digital camera is a must.

You can afford a high-end, one man, ultralight tent but prefer to use a $5 tarp.

You sleep under a $5 tarp but carry a $400 Busse.

John Weisman, Nessmuk and Kephart are celebrities as far as you are concerned.

You'd rather spend a week in the bush with Les Stroud than a week in Hawaii at a 4 star resort.
You expect people to know what you're talking about when you tell them you got a new GB, JK, DP, NWA, RD, or MM.

You can pick Maisy out of a lineup.

hell ya
 
oh and 1 last word of advice Rocketbomb. If they ask why your hand is in your pocket, don't tell them you wanted to make sure your SAK was still there.

Oh man - that one made me laugh.....I suppose in the same vein you shouldn't proclaim too loudly that your sak can be used as a bottle opener...
 
Why is everybody talkin bout me?

When your response to anothers statement that " people make me sick" is. "Your probably just not cooking them long enough" and the sheeple in the area take ya serious.

When you honestly have to think real hard to find a reason to continue living in society, and don't have much luck.
 
When you get that warm and fuzzy feeling inside each time the UPS delivery guy arrives at your door. :eek:
 
When you burn Cattails on your apartment balcony.

When melting Pine pitch on your range and you hear your neighbour in the hall saying, "What the hell is that smell?" (because you thought it would smell like Pine :o)

When you EDC 7 or 8 pieces of 550 in your cargo pocket and have a Doan and a Fox 40 hanging on your belt.
 
when you make a point of using the wrong tool for the job...and you take photos to show all your mates on the forum

when you are proud of your ability to chop wood...

when you accidentally wear your fiskars slide saw on your belt to your baby cousin's birthday party (just happened a few hours ago!)

when you EDC a fiskars 14" hatchet just because you can fit it in your EDC bag...

when you are considering dropping $140 on a GB mini because the fiskars just isn't quite small enough...
 
When you post a thread and then keep checkin every 5 minutes incase you have a reply !!!
 
When you wife willingly takes pictures of you lighting a fire to post on the WS&S forum

When you don't dump the pocket lint out of your pocket in the event that you may need it to start a fire.

When you have a camera with you everywhere you go just incase your WS&S brothers may need to share in your experience
 
when you arent old enough to buy tobacco but you consider recruiting an adult to buy some just for the tin.

when you make fuzz stick out of pencils.

when your ID lanyard is mad of 550 cord because that lame lanyard the school supplied you with can only hold around 200 lbs.

when you fill an entire drawer with sharpening supplies.

when your neighbors are afraid to come outside because they see you chopping wood with a 9'' leuku.

when you think a firesteel is a luxury.

when you make salads out of leaves you find out in the woods.
 
barberfobic, thanks for reminding me;
when you take your friend for a walk in the woods and they think you are weird for eating things you pull off of the trees and pick up off the ground...

when your neighbors come by because they are concerned you are causing deforestation with your axe...

when your friends are afraid you are going to get raped hanging out in the woods with your internet friends...

when you are jealous of the photos from the chopping get-togethers that they have out in california!

when you are sitting around the campfire with forumites laughing at the mall ninjas in practac...

when you start talking about your forum friends like you expect others to know who you are talking about...
 
when you are at the podiatrist and you are having you foot operated on and at the end of the surgery he asks "do you have any questions or anthing" and you say " what kind of steel are your tools made of and can i see your scalpel?" (i asks these questions last week)
 
When you ask your wife if you can cut the cord with your new Graham Spear Point...


She said no :(
 
When ya stop your buddies just before they tread in some animal scat only to then get on your knees and start breaking it up with a stick to see what it had been eatin......or is that just me ?:o
 
when you get a bag of microwave popcorn and a drink to sit and read the baton debate thread...

when you have been around long enough to have your own private jokes that the new WSS guys don't know about yet...
 
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