You know you are a W&SS member when.....!

when you have to empty out your pockets before you run around and play with the little kids...

when anyone cuts themself, they come to you first...

when anything breaks it is expected that you can fix it...and you usually can...
 
siguy said:
when you have to empty out your pockets before you run around and play with the little kids...
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:D Or empty your pockets before getting on the scale at the Doc's office so your weight isn't 3 Lbs off.
 
when you are trying really hard to rationalize spending $100+ on a fixed blade when you honestly have no complaints with your $15 mora...

when you save tuna and veggie cans to make stoves and mini-cooking pots...
 
You are in a crowded elevator and find yourself thinking about the last three "cannibalism" threads you read. . .

You are in the garage boiling water to test your homemade alcohol stove . . . and you have at least three butane or white gas stoves sitting on a nearby shelf.

Whenever a Bark River thread appears, you can guess the first six people to respond . . . in order.
 
Just sat down with a scotch and read through this. ROTFLMAO. Y'all are killin' me.

-- You read this thread out loud and your wife says, "what's so funny, they sound just like you?"

Thanks for making me feel normal...if for just a moment.
 
You start to call all the custom makers by their first name even though they post with a handle.

You can recognize a custom makers knife just by seeing a picture of it.

You mark the days off your calandar with X's - its a countdown until the next Chopper fight

Part of the reason you find Mtnfolk Mike's "Chopfest" threads so entertaining, is that you keep thinking - but this guy is really a necker fanatic - as you are watching him swing a Busse AK47 at line of water bottles

Without really thinking about it, you notice that you have wiped all your silverware with baby oil

You either own or have thought about buying a crooked knife to carve spoons

You have a perfectly good fiskar's axe, but lust after a gransfors bruks - just so you can have a pretty axe with a leather sheath

You use the words 'hollow-grind' as though it was a swearword

You keep your set of disposible wooden chopsticks after your dinner from the chinese restaurant, thinking I can whittle on this while my wife pays by debit machine

You have a stump or a block of wood that you keep around in case you are stuck at home and need to take a 'knife-shot'
 
When you go into the woods with more knives than you have fingers and leave the woods with fewer fingers than when you went in.
 
You have a huge chinaberry tree blown over during a tornado and your only thought is,alright I am finally getting a stump.
 
When the wife shouts ya to say that Doc Canada has added a new post !!!
 
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