you know you're a knife guy when...

GarnetandBlack said:
When you willingly, no, excitedly, break down cardboard boxes.
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Hahaha... I have a friend I share that with. We both do warehouse work at an online bookstore, and even off the clock we home in on empty boxes and break them down out of habit.
 
When you draw yor edc while taking a dump to inspect it instead of reading the usual magazines...
 
When you cut yourself, your friends panick, you smile and say ''Oh, thats gonna leave a scar'' and you actually like that fact. :thumbup:
 
When you have a recenly arrived Sebenza somewhere in your house, but have no idea where it is. And you aren't that concerned about it!

<<< is guilty right now.
 
When you feel unsafe and downright paranoid in government buildings because you are not allowed to carry a knife.

I hate court.
 
When you choose your clothes based on how many knives you can carry, I always like the colder months because my jacket gives me extra pockets to carry knives in. Tru-Spec and 5.11 are my favorite pants/shorts because of their knife friendly pockets. I often find myself checking out how a knife will ride in a pocket when I try on pants in the dressing room. LOL I am such a dork. +1 on feeling unsafe ANYTIME I can not carry my knife because of restrictions, I have actually not patronized a few places because they have metal detectors.
 
When people who work in all the knife shops, sporting goods stores, and (clears throat) security offices within a 10 mile radius know your name.
 
:cool: You know you're a knife guy when.....

you live in an apartment in an urban area but still have two machetes in your closet and a drawer with three different hunting/bushcraft knives.
Faiaoga
 
You reach down to make sure you have your knife before leaving the house, only to find out hours later you forgot your wallet.
 
When you can't figure out what folder the person in front of you in the check out line has clipped in their pocket. Then when they notice you are looking at them, you have to ask (if not already identified) to remove SOME awkwardness from the situation.

When your almost two year old daughter slips the Starbenza out of your pocket, undetected, then clips it on her pants and goes about her business. Then, a few minutes later, your wife shows you a picture saying "you should be proud!" Daddy's girl!
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