you know you're a knife guy when...

You sharpen the blades on the good old Stanley Utility knife on a ceramic rod during use.

You strop the razor blade in a razor scraper.

Yes, I do these things.
 
You know you're a REAL knife nut when one of your relatives acts too polite because he knows how sharp the knife in your pocket is.
 
When your kitchen table looks like this...

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..when you don't have any money to spend at the moment and you're still looking at knives all the time (Yes I like to torture myself :()
 
When you have more knives than socks.

And every drawer in your bedroom has knives in it.

When you cut yourself with a new knife, and you're HAPPY, because that knife now truly belongs to YOU.
 
If you already participated in threads like this.

If I wake up in the middle of the night, because nature is calling, I usually clip a knife on my undies, just in case i have to cut something. no joke.

If you know more about knifes than your local dealer.
 
when your wife wakes up in the middle of the night after a dream she had and asks you "please don't buy anymore knives". This happened to me.
 
When the worst part of your Monday is the fact tht you can't carry your neck knife, your folder, or your boot dagger to school. Then you realize that at least you still have the one in your wallet and get a little smile on your face :)
 
MisterZ said:
When you sell guns to buy knives...
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I must admit, I felt kinda foolish when I did; but after much review I would repeat the decision. Got a new edc to replace the old edc that didn't fit my hands too well to begin with.
 
The first thing you do when you go online is check out the knife exchange and
new arrivals at online retailers.

Your friends turn to you when something has to be cut.

You just have to use your folding knife... to slice open that odwalla bar.
 
When the only thing you used your knife for today was to open the box your latest acquisition came in. :o
 
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