You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

[RedLynx]

One of your favorite production brands does nothing more than change the look of their logo, and you still get kinda depressed about it.

 

[WRGreen]

Doesn't that make you a 'logo knut'?

 

[RedLynx]

Doesn't that make you a 'logo knut'?

Guess you could look at it that way too but, c'mon, I'm not CRAZY.

 

[Jesse B.]

...you feel more naked without a knife than without pants.

 

[RedLynx]

...you feel more naked without a knife than without pants.

I hear that. Although I have to admit I don't sleep or shower with one... although my EDC is usually on the floor next to my bed/pants.

 

[9blades]

When you start threads on a forum dedicated to knives, about knives, and about how you know you're a knife Knut...

 

[I.N.F.K]

I hear that. Although I have to admit I don't sleep or shower with one

you don't? How can you call yourself a knife nut?

 

[jobasha11]

When you have to talk to people online because no normal person can understand what your talking about.

 

[Bugout Bill]

When you have to talk to people online because no normal person can understand what your talking about.

Hahahah. Yup.

...you feel more naked without a knife than without pants.

Neck knives are a beautiful thing.

 

[Rip Gut Tactical]

you know you are knife nut when you vacuum the lint out of your pockets.

 

[G. Scott H.]

Although I have to admit I don't shower with one...

The Cold Steel FGX series was made for this. Get one and hang it in your shower. :thumbup:

 

[FW JSB]

When you purchase some 40 knives in less than a year, you might be a knife nut.

 

[Yalius]

For your 25th wedding anniversary, you and your wife get matching engraved Sebenzas instead of silver.

 

[Quillan]

....when you take a Spyderco Salt into the shower with you...

 

[Quillan]

.....when you look at a cubist painting in a museum and knowledgeably proclaim, "That's a Ricasso"....

 

[Sonnydaze]

When you purchase some 40 knives in less than a year, you might be a knife nut.

yes, that might do it...
Sonny

 

[narcoleptic]

...when you constantly hear "you have more knives than i do shoes" from females friends.

 

[Jastab]

When you have enough knives to wear a different one every day for 2 months... or when you make over 100 knives at once

 

[jobasha11]

When you have enough machetes to arm a small army when the dead rise.

 

[jobasha11]

When something actually does benefit from using scissors but you cant help but use your freshly sharpened knife instead.