You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

[Spyder328]

When you could open your mail by hand but you use your knife because its an excuse to use it

 

[Quillan]

...when you plan to buy replacement blades for your lawnmower in zdp-189

 

[double7]

...you feel more naked without a knife than without pants.

Just thinking about where you're going to clip it is....Disturbing.

brings a new point of view to deep carry...

 

[SoCal_kid]

When that tool in your pocket isnt just a knife. It is a full flat ground ZDP 189 steel, lockback, a hole in lieu of a thumbstud to assist with opening, with skeletonized liners seated in bidirectionally textured frn handles. Or a S35vn blade with milled titanium slab handles, a Reeve integral lock that includes an overtravel stop, hollow ground with a swedge, thumbstuds that double as a stop pin, and a glass breaker. A knife is never just a knife again. Its a symphony of technology, design, and function that you carry on your person.

 

[B.F.U]

For your 25th wedding anniversary, you and your wife get matching engraved Sebenzas instead of silver.

Hey, if she is into it that's beauty!

 

[Charlie_K]

...you feel more naked without a knife than without pants.

Guilty as charged.

 

[Mikey's Deli]

When you have to talk to people online because no normal person can understand what your talking about.

When even your fellow Chefs who own big razor sharp knives, 10" plus, think you are a bit weird.

 

[link2derek]

When you pull out your 4+ inch folder, and someone jumps and asks "Why do you need such a Big knife?"...
And you say "That's my small knife... THIS is my BIG knife!" And then you pull out the 6+ inch fixed blade off your belt.
I love doing that... Hehehehe!

 

[RedLynx]

The Cold Steel FGX series was made for this. Get one and hang it in your shower. :thumbup:

Awesome, thanks for the suggestion!

 

[RedLynx]

When you could open your mail by hand but you use your knife because its an excuse to use it

Guilty of that myself.

 

[Cynic2701]

When your reputation precedes you and when meeting new people many exclaim "Oh! You're the knife guy that XYZ told me about."

 

[blame it on god]

When you carry at least three on your person, and could pull out three more from your day bag.

 

[bronyblacksmith]

I have 4 Fiddleback Forge 16 inch machetes 2 od green and 2 black linen micarta and a 18 inch machete , and some cheep ones that I don't use any more.

 

[Rip Gut Tactical]

instead of television you watch knife reviews on youtube.

 

[Phydeaux]

when you are more upset that you forgot your knife than your cell phone or wallet when you left the house.

 

[Raylance]

When you tap your pocket from time to time to make sure your knife is still there.

 

[Tommythewho]

You might be a knife nut if your desk looks like this.

 

[HwangJino]

When you have sharpening equipment.

 

[Cynic2701]

When you have sharpening equipment.

Good point. Perhaps when the amount of money you've spent on sharpening equipment becomes startlingly close to the amount you've spent on knives. Or maybe when you start dreaming about how creamy feeling your next waterstone will be.

 

[Mikey's Deli]

instead of television you watch knife reviews on youtube.

My G-d, yes! What happened to me there?