You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

..... when playing Monopoly with your wife's family you have your own board peice.
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..... when you make your own sheaths because you are a lefty
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When your wife's friend knows you have a least 2 knives on you at anytime and greets you by saying, "I'm gonna cut you!"
 
...When the number of knives you carry correlates directly with the number of pockets you have on any given day.
...You quote Sal Glesser frequently.
...Benchmade vs. spyderco is as polarizing as democrat vs. republican...There's some things you just can't discuss.
 
...when the longest part of your morning routine is picking which knife/ves you'll be carrying that day

...when you know who designed a knife just by seeing it's general shape(I mean, when was the last time you saw a Hinderer, Tighe, or Emerson design without immediately knowing?)

...all of your folders are tip up carry even if they weren't bought that way
 
You get a PO box or have knives shipped to work so your wife doesn't see all the "packages".
 
When buying a new belt one looks for it to match and compliment the knife sheath(s) that it will be carrying.
 
When your employees take smoke breaks... and you take sharpening and whittling breaks :)

and I take pride in the fact that my girl carries my knives in her jeans pocket and purse!
She favors my Caly 3.5 CF/ZDP and GEC Pemberton in stag.
Im a lucky guy.
Here's a few more btw...
When your GF threatens to hide your knives when you cross her. Shes jealous :)
When you are late for work everyday because you cant choose your EDCs.
When you save $ for knives and ignore necessary expenses.
 
When you see the inevitable "List all your knives" threads pop up and you shake your head moving on thinking, "silly noob amatures". There are text charactor limits to posts you know. And besides, who in their right mind keeps an inventory list of over 800 knives spanning over 100 years? Really? A store maybe.
 
HuntBomb said:
When your employees take smoke breaks... and you take sharpening and whittling breaks :)

and I take pride in the fact that my girl carries my knives in her jeans pocket and purse!
She favors my Caly 3.5 CF/ZDP and GEC Pemberton in stag.
Im a lucky guy.
Here's a few more btw...
When your GF threatens to hide your knives when you cross her. Shes jealous :)
When you are late for work everyday because you cant choose your EDCs.
When you save $ for knives and ignore necessary expenses.
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LOL Yes! My girl threatens to hide my knives too. I always tell her that's too serious a subject to even joke about.
 
You justify spending hundreds of dollars on a tool just to cut paper with it.
You need to cut something you reach over and grab a razor blade instead of your knife.
 
''You Know You're a Knife Knut When...''

Sometimes I don't know were they all are, and I'm mildly surprised when a SAK pops up somewhere.
 
''You Know You're a Knife Knut When...''

You're wife restricts you to 45 minutes a day of knife "porn".
 
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