You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

Ulf Krogstad said:
When your floor looks like this from constantly testing your edges while browsing threads on BladeForums.:D

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Whoa...dude...
 
When you buy a new knife and it came with the pocket clip in tip down, so it keeps eating at you that you want to switch it to tip up when you get home.
 
When you have knife / knives with you all the time, including sleeping & taking shower

And when you brought home no longer used printed materials for sharpness test and washboard wrap :thumbup:
 
When sharp is just never sharp enough....... So you're up until after midnight slaving away at the stones, strops, and rods, swearing that youve seen it get sharper than that before, with a desk that looks like someone just broke open a pinata over it and all the confetti came raining down.....

Oh and when Bladeforums starts causing procrastination problems, and the ability to move from topic to topic so quickly starts to make you ADD in real life:eek: No seriously, to some extent this is real for me.......

When you get way too excited to see a pocket clip on someone in public

You look for any, and I mean ANY excuse to use the steel you carry around with you...... Gotta peel a sticker off the tomato you are about to slice? Knife it.........You see someone struggling to cut something, and without warning you find that all of a sudden you are a very kind and helpful person:D........ Gonna peel a banana, but think to yourself "F**K THAT. Im not a caveman!" and slice it down the sides instead......... Or a bag has a TEAR HERE instruction, but its in your mind entirely necessary to go para2 on its ass :D

When you cant decide what to carry, so you reason that the best way to resolve the issue is to carry two knives, even though you already struggle to find enough uses for just one.....

And when you are looking at anything even remotely related to knives, you feel a sudden urge to whip out your penetrator and start fondling it...:eek::D


Get your head outta the gutter! I mean your knife!!! JEEZ ;):D
 
When getting together at a two year apart family reunion and the only thing to talk about is to piss at each other with the old man as to who can produce a better edge.

When after taking a dump instead of wiping you sit there for who knows how long cutting up TP.

When at the local B&M talking to the store owner, and a non knife person buys a second hand BNIB Busse and has no idea what he just brought, simply because he can afford it, and it causes a pain so real you can feel it with your heart.
 
When your most coveted production knife- an 0500 MUDD- comes in the mail and a half hour later you're already thinking about how to knock out your two other grails
 
When your knife "collection/accumulation" at "used" values is worth more than your house. (Not tough in my case - the 1903 house AND 1 acre lot together are valued at < $20K).
 
When dating criteria includes acceptance of your knives, way up on the list.


I know I'm not alone in this!
 
RBid said:
When dating criteria includes acceptance of your knives, way up on the list.


I know I'm not alone in this!
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My girlfriend did fairly extensive research on knives soon after we met. I knew then that she was a keeper and after three years I've been proven right.
 
Oh, and when the sight of a small cardboard box always gets your heart racing, regardless of how many times youve walked by it before and checked to make sure it wasnt for you......Hell I even do this when I KNOW I dont have anything in the mail. Just a force of habit i guess......

If theres a small package anywhere in a given area, the trained knifenut will always see it before they see anything else:D
 
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