You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

... you realize you've just discovered you can carve more fuzzstick curlies off a pube than an eyelash...

...and you just posted both pics on Bladeforums.
 
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HAHAHAHA! My friends think I'm crazy when I pluck out a chest hair and then show them how my knife will pass a hanging hair test!

I just got a brand new spyderco endura 4 ffg and realized I didnt need to sharpen it. I just stropped it and it passes the HHT beautifully. Im a little upset/impressed at the same time. :)
 
Yes, when you take the time (as I did) to scroll through all eleven or more pages of comments: you have an issue. A serious problem in dire need of an intervention would be taking the time to review my previous posts on this sordid addiction.
 
Revive?
When you have a love hate relationship with your USPS carrier. Love when your knife comes in time. Hate when package is late.
 
pvicenzi said:
When you recognise the UPS drivers bootprints.
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+1... And when you have a pile of claim forms ready to be sent out for lost packages. If the knife arrives safely, you test the factory edge on the forms and then give it a strop anyway.
 
When you can tell whether someone is right or left handed based on the scratch pattern on the blade.
 
When your floor looks like this from constantly testing your edges while browsing threads on BladeForums.:D

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When you wake up from a long afternoon nap and your girlfriend informs you that you've been talking about knives in your sleep.
 
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