You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

When you (no, really) flip a coin to decide whether you carry a BLBW Skyline, a CB Leek, a UK Penknife, or a Sebbie. (The sebbie won the coin toss.)
 
-when you test that new expensive backpack by stuffing as many knives as it will hold then lug it around everywhere.
-when you agonize whether or not to turn a slight hollow to a flat and then a convex grind...and then you do it and congratulate yourself because nobody else understands what you did and it came out awesome!
-when a shade variation on an edge makes you grab your diamonds even if the knife is already razor sharp.

movie/tv id'ing, leaving the house w/o a folder & feeling naked, etc... check all of the above.
 
You sharpen other people's knives. All of them. Then you pull out your pocket knife to help out in the kitchen.
 
When your friends come over with their stones and knives to have a knife sharpening party and trade, only to do the same thing a week later
 
When you cringe at the sound of a knife contacting a cutting board and cry when you hear a knife hit a ceramic plate.
 
When you don't know which knife you want to EDC so you ask your wife or kids which one you should "accessorize" with.
 
When you bring you sharpening kit (or kits) to the family Thanksgiving and sharpen all the knives in the house.

Hey, it's better than talking to crazy Uncle Bob! Hehehe...
 
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