"You may be a knife nut if..."

[rhino]

If you drink extra 2L bottles of soda so you can save the labels for sharpness testing.

 

[Billy The Hungry]

Love this thread!

 

[Billy The Hungry]

My wife needs to read this thread so she stops thinking I'm the only crazy one.

Edit: Sorry about the double post, was up all night. I'm a little out of it, lol. I'll put the phone up now!

 

[Jarhead Greasemonkey]

... you buy multiple variations of the same knife.

 

[GIRLYmann]

....you own and carry more knives
than john rambo.

 

[kobold]

... you only post one knife in the "Which knife or knives are you carrying today" thread because you don't want to admit to being a knife nut.


(got 4 on my person today; 5 if you count my Vic Spirit)

Hits too close to home

 

[Jarhead Greasemonkey]

Hits too close to home

So many of the posts in this thread do...

I'm afraid I've been certified at this point!

 

[ferider]

You look at Angelina Jolie and think about her knife collection.

 

[PQGK]

If you drink extra 2L bottles of soda so you can save the labels for sharpness testing.

I'm similar.
My wallet is stuffed with receipts to be used as portable sharpness testers

 

[000Robert]

And you carry a loaner knife 'cuz ain't no way you'd hand over your regular carry knife.

A man after my own heart...

 

[upnorth]

When you realize the irony of trying to rationalize which of your insanely huge folders is the most "practical" to pocket carry.

 

[WValtakis]

When you have ceramic, dendritic cobalt, Carothers and Dozier D2 blades basically just to break down boxes...but dangit now there's those Italian guys with tungsten carbide so that's gotta happen

 

[Jarhead Greasemonkey]

When you have ceramic, dendritic cobalt, Carothers and Dozier D2 blades basically just to break down boxes...but dangit now there's those Italian guys with tungsten carbide so that's gotta happen

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Crap...

I forgot I needed that knife after Cedric and Ada reviewed.

Thanx for the reminder!!!

 

[Lesknife]

When you leave for work and forget your wallet but not your edc knife. Or when your grandkid has a birthday coming up and you wonder which knife they might like.

 

[K.O.D.]

You have a “jewellery box” for knives beside your bed.

Not quite a jewelry box, but a glass knife display case next to my bed.

You might be a knife knut if you shave your nuts with a Yojimbo 2.

 

[WValtakis]

Not gonna lie...I'm pretty impressed

 

[yoko]

When you can't remember the last time you had hair on your arms... because that's how you choose how to check sharpness

You watch tracking numbers like you are a trader in the stock market

 

[Barman1]

if... your collection is measured by volume and weight rather than numbers...

 

[kobold]

When your collection fits in one case only because you keep buying larger cases.

 

[Shrub]

The new grips for your revolver show up without a screw/nut! But it's okay!! Because you have a spare pivot screw from a parts knife that'll fix 'er right up!
Not that I've ever experienced that..

You've heard half or more of these jokes before during the many hours you've spent "researching" on bladeforums, yet they're still funny and it's ironic how, mysteriously, you can empathize with them all.