You might be a knifeaholic if....

[adinb114]

...your forearms are constantly bald.

Anyone else got one?

 

[MCM]

Looking at my left arm....... I have the mange.......

You might be if:

Selecting the right knife in the morning is the toughest part of getting ready to head out. But the one thing you look forward to everyday at 5am.

 

[nevermind35]

It takes you longer than 10 seconds to decide which knife to use to open the usps box containing your new knife.

 

[brets-ftw]

You check other peoples pockets for knife clips and can tell which knife is which based on that clip

 

[kda89508]

If you buy several knives a week or you have a different knife to carry for each day of the week! Kevin

 

[thegeek574]

You unabashedly stare at people's pockets to see if they have clips and then are seriously tempted to try and meet the person who has it when you see one.

 

[xSilentSoundz]

you constantly look for a reason to pull out your knife and use it.

 

[j3jymann]

You enjoy receiving junkmail, because all the other paper in your house is shredded from testing blade sharpness.

 

[smoakie976]

you are BladeForums all the time.

 

[jay2pointoh]

You weigh the value of other purchases by the value of a knife. e.g. "Do you know how many Sebenzas that costs?"

 

[nikoknife48]

Anyone know of a knives anonymous support group :/

 

[trix2004]

if you late for work because you couldn't decide which knife to take today and stood like dumb a$$ trying to pick one .

 

[clockman]

If the outside edge of of your jean's right front or left front poket is starting to fray

or is frayed from carrying your knife.

 

[Phydeaux]

When you go somewhere and find that you forgot your wallet, cell phone and house keys, but you have your knife.

 

[Charlie Mike]

When buying knives starts to cut into your drinking money.

 

[eneyman]

when your brother walks in on you in your room polishing your s30v

 

[The_Guide]

I just had to start using my legs to test sharpness...

 

[yablanowitz]

When you discover your knives weigh more than you.

 

[Gnarly]

...you're willing to sell plasma,to get the next ZT/Hinderer!

 

[HandofCod]

When you sharpen knives in bed to relax before sleep.