You might be a knifeaholic if....

When sharpening your knives becomes your personal therapy---OooohhSaaaaah !!!

When almost everything listed here applies to you !!!

When people everywhere say "I have a knife/sharpening question & everyone said to ask you."

When receiving new blades in the mail, you HAVE to sharpen them right away.

When your embarrassed if your knife won't shave paper & hair.
 
when your gf/wife gets mad because you left your cell & went MIA, but never have a problem pulling a knife out if you need it anytime anywhere
 
Hello,

When you buy your girl friend/wife a knife just so you can play with it when shes not looking.

Chris
 
When you find yourself rushing half asleep to the door when the doorbell rings while both you and your chick are still asleep, knowing your package was slated to arrive, signing for the package from the mailman, finding somewhere to stash said package while rushing back to the room before she gets curious and gets up to see what's going on, and getting back in bed complaining to her about those darn solictors.
 
I have a bag of hair that I got when a lady friend cut her hair short. I use the hair to test how sharp my knives are when I sharpen.

Does that make me a knifeaholic?
 
You know which day of the week your local B&M receives their knife shipment and make a point of going there to see "what's new".
 
When you have a mild panic attack because you walked out the door with only 3 knives instead of the 4 that you usually carry?
 
No matter where you are in the house you know there's a knife of some sort laying about to cut things.

You have a key shaped knife on your keyring.
 
If you can walk within three steps in any direction in your room and find a knife!
If you have to leave your knife in the car when going to federal buildings...knowing that is where you were going in the first place, could have just left the knife at home, but no way could you do that. I feel naked without one on me!
 
When I look down at the changing 5-6 FB's or folders (and Sharp Maker) on the right side of my TV chair, on the floor. And............... my wife is used to it.
 
When your home office (at first glance) looks like the Cutlerly Stampede from Odell. Upon closer examination every single knife exceeds the cost of the entire Cutlery Stampede.
 
When your mothers ex-co-worker calls you out of nowhere to ask your advice on a blade for her daughter. Only because they were there when I opened my Christmas knives.
 
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