You might be a knifeaholic if....

You spend uncountable hours for 12+ years modding a knife forum, putting up with trolls and others who willfully call you all types of names, signing you up for spam in your email and occasional threats to you and your family. :D.
 
When you realise that the blade in your pocket costs more than all of the knives in you friends kitchen, and is sharper.

When you bring you Opinel 10 to your friends place when cooking dinner for the gang, because their "good knives" are inferior in most aspects.
 
When you enjoy using a folder to do food prep even though you have a good selection of culinary cutlery at your disposal.
 
...If you can pay no attention to the brands of clothes, shoes and so on..But, you just can't stop buying a new knife and always try to make 'reasonable excuses' for paying for it...囧
 
When you have a trade thread up and check your email every second to see what other people are offering you in trade.
 
When you check blade forums from TapATalk on your iPhone at work counting the minutes to be reunited with the Sebenza Insingo that's in the glove box of the car.
And when my one hope is to find any Sebenza born on my birthday 10/10.
 
Kru03 said:
When your home office (at first glance) looks like the Cutlerly Stampede from Odell. Upon closer examination every single knife exceeds the cost of the entire Cutlery Stampede.
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Lol!

V1GiLaNtE said:
When you sleep with a big knife in between the matress and boxspring AND have one on the nightstand in case you "need a knife"
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My constant companions with the exception of the folder or sometimes folders, which changes daily. Please excuse the dust...and the polka dots...and no funnies regarding the mints :D

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when you have to make your beds frame taller to fit all the rubbermaid bins (which you've divided into types/sizes/uses) which are...of course...full to the exploding point of sharp, pointy, wonderful steel :D
and the obvious one...when you're known as "the knife guy/girl" where ever you go ;)
 
...if you bought a four drawer file cabinet and cut out foam to fit, just for storing your knives that don't see much use.
 
....You've named all your knives after exgirlfriends (that you liked) or famous sexy women....And you can accuratly remember all the names you gave each knife with out writing them down (more than 100).

Your wife tells you that you were talking in your sleep again last night....ABOUT KNIVES!!! (I've done that) But you never mention her when you talk in your sleep.

When your youngest child was old enough to move into a bigger bedroom....and you convert the baby's room into a show room for your knives, which you spend all together too much time in, so your wife suggests you put a cot in there...and you think it's a good idea.

You're looking a pictures of knives you want online.....and you catch yourself actually drooling.
 
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when you laugh hysterically every single one of these posts, because you have done most of these things and you make your wife sit here and read every single one of these ridiculously funny post too, as she looks at me like im weird.
 
AK-U said:
I constantly do this! You use the tackle boxes your uncles gave to store your knives.
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same here, i always check pockets for clips or outlines. that and as mentioned also the temptation to start up a knife conversation with said person.

okay here goes, when bladeforums is now the highlight of your day.
 
sasquatch1 said:
same here, i always check pockets for clips or outlines. that and as mentioned also the temptation to start up a knife conversation with said person.
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I try that but but I've never meant anyone in person who actually knows anything about knives- I know people who think gerber and buck(the lower end walmart stuff) are the best and most expensive knives...
 
You might be a knifeaholic if....

.....your computer password at work is Kershawguy's email/PayPal address....
 
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