You might be a knifeaholic if....

[Joben]

You might be a knifeaholic if this is not the first 'you might be a knifeaholic if..' thread you have participated in.



...too meta?

 

[crazyengineer]

when someone asks you for a knife and you ask them what size blade she needs or which one do you want

 

[shockjockey24]

when someone asks to borrow your knife and you respond with "that depends on what your going to use it for" so you dont lend them the wrong one, out of the four youre carrying, for the job of opening their mail

 

[Mykel]

When your boss sez why do you carry two knives and your responce is I only have two hands.

 

[Eddie17]

When you go out with your friends to places like a theme park, where the security gaurd checks you, and your friends ask you? "Did you bring your knife?" and sadly reply with a no.

When your constantly go on youtube/bladeforums/spyderco or any other forums to check whats in new reviews, upcoming knives, etc.

 

[Aussie collectoe]

When you don't go on planes because you can't carry a knife.

 

[jimmymack22]

When your wife/GF asks"how many knives do you have?" you divide by 4 and she still thinks your crazy.

 

[Mrwhitetailfanatic]

You reach into the pocket of the pants you just put on and instead of finding money you find DC slips form the post office! (that just happen thought it was awesome) If that just happend and you first thought of this thread and ran to your computer to share.

 

[smifman]

... your kids repeatedly tell the story of how you set off the metal detector entering a famous museum and then you had to 'check' the five folding knives you were carrying.


... if you use your own knife to cut food at a restaurant.

 

[LX_Emergency]

... if you use your own knife to cut food at a restaurant.

Guilty, can't abide restaurant knives. They're ALWAYS horrible.

 

[DeadFall27]

...when the wallpaper on your desktop is the next knife on your to-get list
...when everything on your to-do list involves mods for your blades

 

[yuldeli]

When you are not a knifeaholic because you can stop buying/playing with/reading about knives anytime you want.

 

[TheSharpStuff]

When your mom, wife, gf, etc, is always mad at you for having cut up paper everywhere.

When you cut the wrapping paper off of your Christmas gifts with you knife.

When you get a new knife as a gift for Christmas in a plastic clamshell package you take the 30 minutes required to open the package only to open your other knives with it and reapet this every time you get another knife as a gift.

When you work overtime to make the money to feed your addiction.

When you have 3-in-one oil torx bits and a polishing cloth at you desk right now.

When you have a special case or bag that you place extra knives and multi tools in along with a sharpener, oil, torx bits, and a cloth. That you carry in the front seat of your vehicle when you go on a trip "Just in case" you need it.

 

[eneyman]

you only have 8 fingers

 

[Undertow82]

if you late for work because you couldn't decide which knife to take today and stood like dumb a$$ trying to pick one .

...Everyday!

Or, you're late for work because you just keep finding threads that are too interesting not to read.

 

[Undertow82]

you only have 8 fingers

Technically, because thumbs aren't considered "fingers" we all have eight fingers.

Yeah, I'm that guy.

 

[bryant R]

if you dream you bought your grail knife and start looking for it in your dresser drawers when you wake up

 

[bryant R]

when you watch noss4's videos and shed tears

 

[sgt244]

If you spend over $300 on one knife =D...

(just orderd my sm. sebenza 21 cant wait till it comes!

 

[b yond]

you only have 8 fingers

Thanks. I just sprayed rum and coke all over my ipad.