You might be a knifeaholic if....

Whatever knife sharpener or knife sharpening system you have is all set up and ready just in case you need to sharpen a knife.
 
Knifeaholic? Hey buddy, I can quit anytime I want! DON'T JUDGE ME! They're just just knives, I mean everyone should be able to enjoy a few now and then....UMMMM, Hi my name is Dan and I'm a knifeaholic.
 
christopherpap said:
when you laugh hysterically every single one of these posts, because you have done most of these things and you make your wife sit here and read every single one of these ridiculously funny post too, as she looks at me like im weird.
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its like your sitting in my living room!
 
You go straight from this thread to the knife exchange to see if there are any new goodies to drool over.
 
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You know you might be a knifeaholic when you wonder what knives you missed out on buying because you were sleeping.
And you know you might be a knifeaholic when you buy a left handed knife even though you're right handed hoping you can train the muscles in your left thumb to be just as effective.
 
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nevermind35 said:
It takes you longer than 10 seconds to decide which knife to use to open the usps box containing your new knife.
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That's me exactly. Except I also had to choose which blade to use. I got my new (37 year old) Case 62052 half-congress today, and took a few moments to choose the knife to open the box. I decided on my 38 year old Case 64052 congress (coping blade). I figured it was only appropriate. By a complete coincidence (I swear), I was also wearing a Case XX t-shirt.
 
You MIGHT be a knifeaholic if you said to yourself ok i'll just order some paracord then you want to confirm your order and think wtf whats that izula doing in my cart... well who cares -> confirm order just happened to me :D
 
My girl walked in on me one day when I was in my room with the door closed. Yep. She caught me before I could close the laptop. Caught me watching Machete while sharpening one of my knives.... if it was my kukri then I know I would have a serious issue...
 
nevermind35 said:
It takes you longer than 10 seconds to decide which knife to use to open the usps box containing your new knife.
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This is totally me.

How about you sharpen knives that aren't really dull? Or sometimes just "differently sharp" even? How about maybe you think of "differently sharp" as even a concept?
 
If you race home almost everyday to check the mailbox before wifey gets there.

Knife-based sleep talking has gotten my in trouble before!
In fact, I've done most of these.
 
When every post regarding what they should buy for a knife is answered by "Smatchet", Well it's fairly obvious.
 
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