Your BK-2 is so fat...

Your BK2 is so fat, you intentionally kept the paint and scales on it because your read in cosmo that black was a thinning color.
 
Your BK2 is so fat that when you try to chop something it sweats more than you do.

...so fat it was on a daytime talkshow sayin' "don't be hatin'! I look goooOOOOOooood"

...so fat it gets winded just getting out of the sheath.

...so fat A&E did a show about it.

...so fat even Richard Simmons can't help.
 
Your bk-2 is so fat, it goes by Mjolnir for short.
Your bk-2 is so fat it has lesser knives orbiting it.
 
Your BK2 is sooo fat, that it doesn't make feather sticks, it makes ostrich sticks!

Your BK2 is sooo fat, that when Ethan saw you using the back of an axehead to baton with it, he suggested that you'd be better off hitting it with a chimichanga!

Your BK2 is sooo fat, that it went on a fatwood diet and still lost weight!
 
what a very silly thread

BK2s are not fat. they got back.
 
Your BK2 is so fat, it's a damn shovel.

Your BK2 is so fat.......wait......I like the fatties!;)

Your BK2 is so fat........BOING!!!!:D
 
Yo BK2 is so fat, when you carry one into an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo BK2 is so fat, it started rusting but still has 30 years to live.

Yo BK2 is so fat, when it went missing they couldn't fit it's picture on the milk carton.

Yo BK2 is so fat, you have to fasten its sheath with a boomerang.
 
Your BK2 is so fat, you won't even pay to ship it to me!
Your BK2 is so fat, it makes the 9 looks like a paring knife.
Your BK2 is so fat, it makes you look skinny. (And that's saying something...:D)
 
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