Your BK-2 is so fat...

your BK2 is so fat...if you dropped it overboard, sea levels would rise by measurably.

your BK2 is so fat...if you didn't kill yourself getting it to the top of Everest, you'd turn that mountain into the second highest peak in the world.
 
that BK2 so fat...


it makes garfield look anorexic...


you gotta slap the sheath and ride the wave to find the handle


you can hide all your other knives behind it so the SWMBO isn't jelly


scientists can harvest stem cells for eternity and cure all known diseases


star systems disappear as KaBar makes more of them


Chuck Norris cut himself when shaving his nads. once.


the large hadron collider uses one to split atoms


scientists used one to derive the Higgs-Boson constant without imploding the earth


God has one to cleave the world in the final coming


Benton's uses one to make the magic bacon


it's featured in LOTR as the one true weapon stunt double for the girly elvish blade


Orcs don't call it "sting", they call it BUTTHURT
 
Your BK-2 is so fat that you had to borrow the platform NASA uses to move spacecraft when you wanted to bring it with you to the forest.
 
Your Bk2 is so fat when it went in for lipo-suction surgery they had to give up at the half way point because they ran out of empty swimming pools.
 
your BK2 so fat, that when Gozer the Gozerian asked "are you a... GOD", the BK2 just sliced that inter dimensional trollop in twain and snarked "yes" while closing the portal, the keymaster was not available for comment
 
Bladite said:
your BK2 so fat, that when Gozer the Gozerian asked "are you a... GOD", the BK2 just sliced that inter dimensional trollop in twain and snarked "yes" while closing the portal, the keymaster was not available for comment
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Bladite, when someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
 
NathanJ said:
Bladite, when someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
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look. if they have to ask, clearly, i'm just going to ban them :D unless they are one, at which point, i seek a higher power.
 
NathanJ said:
Bladite, when someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
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and to be literal,

in this case

"yes"

is the correct answer

"oh, okay, my mistake, off to my dimension then"

or it would have been an entirely different movie :)
 
Your BK2 is so fat.......bustin' makes me feel good!


Your BK2 is so fat, Spock has no choice but to get all emotional about it.
 
My bk2 so fat that I wanna trade it for Bk7??

Someone swap me something beckery for that darn thing please!
 
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