Your BK-2 is so fat...

[bonafide]

Your BK-2 is so fat, using it makes your cholesterol levels spike.

Your BK-2 is so fat, it hurts my back to watch you carrying it.

 

[Silverthorn]

Your BK-2 is so fat, Bladite got a sloppy handy from it in the back of the Rally's parkinglot.
Im not saying Bladite likes fat blades, but the last one he took to a show was wearing high heels, and she made the parking lot look like a Lego plate.

 

[hawaiianhawk]

Your BK2 is so fat it uses forests for toothpicks.

 

[Chameleonbear]

your bk-2 is so fat, bladite got a sloppy handy from it in the back of the rally's parkinglot.
Im not saying bladite likes fat blades, but the last one he took to a show was wearing high heels, and she made the parking lot look like a lego plate.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha damn!

 

[james terrio]

Your BK-2 is so fat, you have to wear one on each hip or you'll just walk around in circles all day...

 

[Yetidayhiker]

Your BK2 is so fat, it's altering Earth's magnetic field and messing up my compass.

 

[Yetidayhiker]

Your Bk2 is so fat; it's giving pry bars an inferiority complex.

 

[Bladite]

Your BK-2 is so fat, Bladite got a sloppy handy from it in the back of the Rally's parkinglot.
Im not saying Bladite likes fat blades, but the last one he took to a show was wearing high heels, and she made the parking lot look like a Lego plate.

your mom

 

[Silverthorn]

Much <3 Bladite

 

[james terrio]

 

[Quillan]

Your BK2 is so fat it exhausts gravity. In fact, your BK2 is so fat I give up trying to explain how fat it is.

 

[traketawlker]

You're BK2 is so fat, its' scales don't even know their a twin...

You're BK2 is so fat, you took it off so you could pull your pants up and it "accidentally" batoned a table....

You're BK2 is so fat, moses used it to part the red sea.

I heart this thread, and then my BK2 broke it....

 

[NathanJ]

Your BK2 is so fat, it uses its' sheath as a girdle.

 

[Arkanian]

Your BK2's so fat, it makes all wood fatwood.

Your BK2's so fat, Paula Deen's recipes now call for it instead of butter.

 

[Yetidayhiker]

Your BK2 is so fat; it got banned in New York City along with those evil Big Gulps.

P.S. wondering how a new similar thread about the King would be titled...

 

[Jerry J]

Your BK 2 is so fat it took over the "everything bacon" thread.

 

[orca8589]

First, you see, they's the moon.

Then they's planets:
Mercury, then Mars, then Earth.
And then Venus, Neptune, Saturn and Jupiter.

Then they's stars, yo, like:
Our Sun.
And then Sirius A...
then Polux and Arcturus...
then Aldebaran...
then Rigel...
then Pistol Star...
then Anteres A and after that Mu Cephei...

and then they be VY Canis Majoris. 'Like almost the biggest dang star in the whole dang universe.









... and then they's your BK2. She fat, bro.








~Chris

 

[Bladite]

yo yo yo

BK2 so fat when you picked it up, you become THOR!


BK2 so fat, that you found an entire family of wolverines living in the sheath


BK2 so FAT, when you put it down, it broke your granite counter top


BK2 so fat, crossfitters use two for exercises...


BK2 so fat, when you put in on your hip, your spare tire has tides

 

[Arkanian]

Your BK2's so fat, you have to roll it in flour to find the lanyard hole. (for the dirty ol' men)

Your BK2's so fat, it wins a blue ribbon every year at the state fair. (for the country yokels)

Your BK2's so fat, Jabba uses it as his party barge. (for the nerds)

Your BK2's so fat, Plank's constant becomes variable. (for the geeks)

 

[granitestateofmind]

Your BK2's so fat, Plank's constant becomes variable. (for the geeks)

Except for real geeks know it as Planck's constant.