10,000 posts give-a-way***WINNER ANNOUNCED*****

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I'm in, and thanks for the chance.

As far as funny, have you heard the one about the priest, the rabbi and the the musician who walk by a bar? The musician just so happens to play the voila. The musician says, "Hey, I gotta go in here for a minute." The priest a and the rabbi are uncomfortable going into the bar, and ask, "Uh.. Why?" The musician say, "I played a gig here last week and I forgot my viola."

The rabbi says, "What is a viola?"

The musician says, "It's like a small fiddle. Never mind that, I just need to get my Fiddleback."

That's all I got.

 

Congrats Phillip on 10,000.

I'm in.

I had a good laugh at my daughter's expense yesterday (makes me a great father don't it?)

She calls me yesterday afternoon.
her: "hey dad, I'm at the park-n-ride bus stop."
me: "great, you'll be home soon then."
her: "Nope, I forgot I drove to school this morning and rode the bus home by mistake."
me: "d'oh!"

 

My daughters are 11 and 12. It seems that anything I do in public has the potential to embarrasses them. I feel it is my duty as a dad to use this to my advantage.
While stopped at a red light in the middle of town last week I rolled down the car windows, blasted Brittany Spears, and sang as loud as I could while dancing in my seat. Both girls were as far in the floorboard as their seatbelts would allow and said they would not go anywhere else with me for the rest of their lives.

 

In all the chaos that passes for life around here I forgot to say Congratulations Phillip!

 

I love this thread. And it's so awesome to see the names of the contributors. People I haven't talked to or shared with since the forum changed.

Working on my contribution. Glad you gave me a week.

Congratulations Phillip! Honored to call you my friend.

 

[QUOTE="VANCE, post: 17440846, member: 161768"
Here is the knife for the Winner : Spreading my love for the EDK around.

HAVE FUN & don't break any forum rules[/QUOTE]

1) Congratulations!
2) Thanks for the chance-- what a beautiful knife!!
3) Uhm, what're the forum rules?

~ P.

 

Hmm, I'd just read through all that recently for other reasons, but didn't see what I was looking for then or now. If you'd like me to edit out the 3rd image here (language; taste?!), just let me know.


These probably say (too) much about my sense of humor, but oh do they make me laugh:

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(Realist, I.)

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Thanks for the chance!

~ P.

 

I'm in. This one never gets old

 

I'm in

 

I'm in!

Congrats Vance. And that sir is a gorgeous knife!

I'm sort of at a disadvantage here in the humor department due to my life choices, but here goes!

This picture describes my marriage well:



And then if I have the audacity to move over a bit I hear, "baby! Move over your crowding me out!"

 

Here's a video that makes me laugh.

 

I'm in.

Hillary Clinton would have made a great president.

 

@Panthera tigris just won‼️

 

[... I once extracted a number of the individual FERDS to use as text tones for specific people. ]

 

OK, my humor is a little sick but combining "our Man" with stupid human tricks was brilliant. Enjoy:


Bill

 

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Ok, here's mine. I used to watch this when I got stressed in a certain IT job years ago. And I watched it many many times. Always cheered me up in a Chuck Norris kind of way.