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10,000 posts give-a-way***WINNER ANNOUNCED*****

Discussion in 'Fiddleback Forge Knives' started by VANCE, Sep 8, 2017.

  1. TRfromMT

    TRfromMT Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 4, 2016
    I'm in, and thanks for the chance.

    As far as funny, have you heard the one about the priest, the rabbi and the the musician who walk by a bar? The musician just so happens to play the voila. The musician says, "Hey, I gotta go in here for a minute." The priest a and the rabbi are uncomfortable going into the bar, and ask, "Uh.. Why?" The musician say, "I played a gig here last week and I forgot my viola."

    The rabbi says, "What is a viola?"

    The musician says, "It's like a small fiddle. Never mind that, I just need to get my Fiddleback."

    That's all I got.
     
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  2. thurin

    thurin Wanderer Platinum Member

    Dec 19, 2012
    Congrats Phillip on 10,000.

    I'm in.

    I had a good laugh at my daughter's expense yesterday (makes me a great father don't it?)

    She calls me yesterday afternoon.
    her: "hey dad, I'm at the park-n-ride bus stop."
    me: "great, you'll be home soon then."
    her: "Nope, I forgot I drove to school this morning and rode the bus home by mistake."
    me: "d'oh!"
     
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  3. VANCE

    VANCE Allen, I have an axe to grind with you. Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 13, 2006
    oh boy Nathan...that's priceless
     
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  4. Nbrackett

    Nbrackett Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 19, 2015
    My daughters are 11 and 12. It seems that anything I do in public has the potential to embarrasses them. I feel it is my duty as a dad to use this to my advantage.
    While stopped at a red light in the middle of town last week I rolled down the car windows, blasted Brittany Spears, and sang as loud as I could while dancing in my seat. Both girls were as far in the floorboard as their seatbelts would allow and said they would not go anywhere else with me for the rest of their lives.
     
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  5. varga49

    varga49 Platinum Member Platinum Member

    May 1, 2016
    In all the chaos that passes for life around here I forgot to say Congratulations Phillip!
     
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  6. Luca917

    Luca917 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 10, 2016
    I love this thread. And it's so awesome to see the names of the contributors. People I haven't talked to or shared with since the forum changed.

    Working on my contribution. Glad you gave me a week.

    Congratulations Phillip! Honored to call you my friend.
     
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  7. pertinux

    pertinux Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Feb 1, 2012
    [QUOTE="VANCE, post: 17440846, member: 161768"
    Here is the knife for the Winner : Spreading my love for the EDK around.
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    HAVE FUN & don't break any forum rules:D[/QUOTE]

    1) Congratulations!
    2) Thanks for the chance-- what a beautiful knife!!
    3) Uhm, what're the forum rules?

    ~ P.
     
  8. VANCE

    VANCE Allen, I have an axe to grind with you. Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 13, 2006
  9. pertinux

    pertinux Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Feb 1, 2012
    Hmm, I'd just read through all that recently for other reasons, but didn't see what I was looking for then or now. If you'd like me to edit out the 3rd image here (language; taste?!), just let me know. ;)


    These probably say (too) much about my sense of humor, but oh do they make me laugh:

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    (Realist, I.)





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    Thanks for the chance! :D

    ~ P.
     
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  10. NOLA

    NOLA Gold Member Gold Member

    164
    Jul 9, 2016
    I'm in. This one never gets old

     
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  11. Bmurray

    Bmurray Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 9, 2012
    I'm in
     
  12. SA Condor

    SA Condor Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 10, 2014
    I'm in!

    Congrats Vance. And that sir is a gorgeous knife!

    I'm sort of at a disadvantage here in the humor department due to my life choices, but here goes!

    This picture describes my marriage well:

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    And then if I have the audacity to move over a bit I hear, "baby! Move over your crowding me out!"
     
  13. VANCE

    VANCE Allen, I have an axe to grind with you. Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 13, 2006
    ~P.
    I found all of them funny as well.

    Needs more work Bob

    That gets played every once in awhile at the shop. I was trying to get my computer to sync w/ my blue tooth speaker the other day and see if I could find Allen
     
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  14. SA Condor

    SA Condor Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 10, 2014
    Here's a video that makes me laugh.

     
  15. Panthera tigris

    Panthera tigris Sharpclaw / Apex Predator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Apr 21, 2012
    I'm in.

    Hillary Clinton would have made a great president.
     
  16. Tutone

    Tutone Gold Member Gold Member

    139
    Feb 9, 2017
    @Panthera tigris just won‼️
     
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  17. pertinux

    pertinux Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Feb 1, 2012





    [... I once extracted a number of the individual FERDS to use as text tones for specific people. o_O]
     
  18. lmalterna

    lmalterna Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 12, 2002
    OK, my humor is a little sick but combining "our Man" with stupid human tricks was brilliant. Enjoy:


    Bill
     
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  19. VANCE

    VANCE Allen, I have an axe to grind with you. Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 13, 2006
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  20. Warrior108

    Warrior108 Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Apr 24, 2012
    Ok, here's mine. I used to watch this when I got stressed in a certain IT job years ago. And I watched it many many times. Always cheered me up in a Chuck Norris kind of way. :D

     

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