Support BladeForums! Paid memberships don't see ads! I'm in, and thanks for the chance. As far as funny, have you heard the one about the priest, the rabbi and the the musician who walk by a bar? The musician just so happens to play the voila. The musician says, "Hey, I gotta go in here for a minute." The priest a and the rabbi are uncomfortable going into the bar, and ask, "Uh.. Why?" The musician say, "I played a gig here last week and I forgot my viola." The rabbi says, "What is a viola?" The musician says, "It's like a small fiddle. Never mind that, I just need to get my Fiddleback." That's all I got.