100,000 Likes Giveaway - Winners Drawn!

[Henry Beige]

All the Churchill quips bring to mind this one, sometimes attributed to Churchill, but I always heard it attributed to Dr. Samuel Johnson, who, as the story goes, was seen by a woman of his acquaintance lurching out of a tavern with his fly unbuttoned.

“Why, Dr. Johnson, your member is sticking out.

“You flatter yourself, Madam. It’s hanging out.”

 

[JTB_5]

Happy Birthday, Jack! You’re a fine fellow.

 

[CVamberbonehead]

What did one knife say to the other?
"Lookin sharp!"

Im in, I have enjoyed this thread greatly. Thanks for the laughs while Im stuck inside everyone.

 

[afishhunter]

Sign in English Classroom:

"WHAT I IF TOLD YOU
THAT YOU READ
THIS WRONG?"

(look close at the first three words if you don't believe me.)

 

[afishhunter]

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing the tomato has no place in a fruit salad.

 

[Cutfinger]

Happy Jack!
Is what I hope you are, on your birthday.

Enjoy the birthday feeling.

Peace and love form Ottawa.

Michael

 

[JohnDF]

 

[Campbellclanman]

Happy Birthday Jack- so does this mean you wont get to your Post Box at all during this Virus thing?
I hope you have a wonderful Day my friend- be it a strange one!

Love the prizes for the lucky entries - good luck everyone!

 

[akaMatt]

Happy birthday, Jack!

Cheers to having a good day, and to many more birthdays to come!

 

[robbobus]

I'm in thanks.

What's the best thing about England?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[rishma]

Happy Birthday Jack. I hope you have a fantastic birthday carry in you pocket by the time you are reading this.

 

[Prester John]

Here's one of my tattoos:

With a name like "Moonrise", I hope that's your arm, Don!

 

[Headwinds]

Happy Birthday, Jack!! (Did they really set the clocks in the UK forward this weekend just so you could have your birthday sooner?)

 

[AZCoyote]

I'm in!

I threw a boomerang years ago
I now live in constant fear.

 

[Wild Willie]

Ok Jack, I'm in and happy birthday!

What goes clip clop bang!
Clip clop bang! Clip clop bang!


An Amish drive by shooting...

 

[jstrange]

Many thanks for all the entries, and great jokes, folks, some of you have really excelled Please keep 'em coming, new entries welcome until midnight GMT, so plenty of time yet

Here's some photos of the prizes, in no particular order, but I've numbered them to make things for the winners to pick

1) A. Wright & Son Ettrick, nickel silver bolsters, unpolished carbon steel (C70) blade, Rosewood covers.

2) A. Wright & Son Medium Pruner, nickel silver bolsters, unpolished carbon steel (C70) blade, Buffalo Horn covers.

3) A. Wright & Son Sheepsfoot, nickel silver bolsters, unpolished carbon steel (C70) blade, Rosewood covers.

4) A. Wright & Son Spearpoint with shackle, nickel silver bolsters, unpolished carbon steel (C70) blade, Rosewood covers.

5) A. Wright & Son Clip-point Jack (sold as a Barlow), nickel silver bolsters, polished carbon steel (C70) blade, Pere David Stag covers.

6) Jack Black SFO Lambsfoot by A. Wright & Son, nickel silver bolsters, polished carbon steel blade with 'Real Lamb Foot' etch, Bagpipe Ebony covers.

7) Jack Black SFO Large Lambsfoot (Big 'Un) by A. Wright & Son, nickel silver bolsters, polished carbon steel blade with 'Real Lamb Foot' etch, Bagpipe Ebony covers.

8) C.H. Richard Budding/Grafting Knife, carbon steel blade, smooth white bone covers.

9) Harrison Fisher Crown Penknife, carbon steel blades, French Ivory covers.

10) John Wigfall Equal End Penknife, carbon steel blades, Ivorine/Xylonite covers.

11) Joseph Elliott Equal End Penknife, carbon steel blades, Ivorine/Xylonite covers.

12) Not such what this large folder by Meeson & Sons started out as! Carbon steel blades, Buffalo Horn covers.

13) Taylor's Eye Witness Serpentine Jack, carbon steel blades, Ivorine/Xylonite covers.

14) Thomas Turner Equal End Penknife, stainless blades.

15) Wright Brothers Sleeveboard Penknife, carbon steel blades, Ivorine/Xylonite covers.

Good luck everyone I'll make the draw tomorrow

Those little ok beautiful, especially the large one! Also, happy belated birthday.

 

[btb01]

Happy Birthday, Jack!

 

[Jack Black]

Happy Birthday, Jack! You’re a fine fellow.

Happy Jack!
Is what I hope you are, on your birthday.

Enjoy the birthday feeling.

Peace and love form Ottawa.

Michael

Happy Birthday Jack- so does this mean you wont get to your Post Box at all during this Virus thing?
I hope you have a wonderful Day my friend- be it a strange one!

Love the prizes for the lucky entries - good luck everyone!

Happy birthday, Jack!

Cheers to having a good day, and to many more birthdays to come!

Happy Birthday Jack. I hope you have a fantastic birthday carry in you pocket by the time you are reading this.

Happy Birthday, Jack!! (Did they really set the clocks in the UK forward this weekend just so you could have your birthday sooner?)

Ok Jack, I'm in and happy birthday!

What goes clip clop bang!
Clip clop bang! Clip clop bang!


An Amish drive by shooting...

Those little ok beautiful, especially the large one! Also, happy belated birthday.

Happy Birthday, Jack!

Thanks a lot for the birthday wishes fellers, I'm touched I'd forgotten about changing the clocks! I'm afraid I won't be able to pick up my mail for the duration Duncan

 

[waynorth]

I sure enjoyed this laugh track, Jack!!
Happy Birthday!! And many more!!

 

[Jack Black]

I sure enjoyed this laugh track, Jack!!
Happy Birthday!! And many more!!

Thanks Charlie