meako
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The HMS Hopeful
laden with a rich bounty of scientific research and revolutionary ideas for a new traditional knife proposals bound for the Americas.
Lookout: saiiiilll hhhhoe.
Captain : the glass if you please Mister Blades.beat to quarters.standby to repel boarders!
Sailing Master Blades: 4 points off the port bow Sir. They be buckaneers oy thinks.
Captain,scanning the horizon with a brass telescope: Buckaneers!? Good Lord man ! Those fiends will have our souls our cargo and our ship! But I do not have them in sight,
Where awayyy lookout? Where are my buckaneers?
Voice from the crew milling on deck and spoiling for a fight:
On the sides of yer buckan head!
Captain: I know that was you Gunner Meako!
and heres what I'm gunna do. Seize him!
Load him into the gun and lets send those buckaneers a little welcome gift. (smug laughter. Turning to Sailing Master )What say you Mister Blades? Perhaps Im being to harsh?
Sailing Master Blades: Not at all Captain. The man is after all...a loose? cannon?
Entire Crew: howls of uproarious laughter.
Meanwhile aboard the notorious pirate vessel The Duke of Buckingham the Captain turns to lieutenants:
They are infected with strange mania!
barks out orders to his orderly well disciplined crew:
Full steam Astern. We'll lose them in the fog.
The HMS Hopeful
laden with a rich bounty of scientific research and revolutionary ideas for a new traditional knife proposals bound for the Americas.
Lookout: saiiiilll hhhhoe.
Captain : the glass if you please Mister Blades.beat to quarters.standby to repel boarders!
Sailing Master Blades: 4 points off the port bow Sir. They be buckaneers oy thinks.
Captain,scanning the horizon with a brass telescope: Buckaneers!? Good Lord man ! Those fiends will have our souls our cargo and our ship! But I do not have them in sight,
Where awayyy lookout? Where are my buckaneers?
Voice from the crew milling on deck and spoiling for a fight:
On the sides of yer buckan head!
Captain: I know that was you Gunner Meako!
and heres what I'm gunna do. Seize him!
Load him into the gun and lets send those buckaneers a little welcome gift. (smug laughter. Turning to Sailing Master )What say you Mister Blades? Perhaps Im being to harsh?
Sailing Master Blades: Not at all Captain. The man is after all...a loose? cannon?
Entire Crew: howls of uproarious laughter.
Meanwhile aboard the notorious pirate vessel The Duke of Buckingham the Captain turns to lieutenants:
They are infected with strange mania!
barks out orders to his orderly well disciplined crew:
Full steam Astern. We'll lose them in the fog.