A few things I've learned from the forums

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Things I've learned from reading the forums.

1. According to modern safety features and motor designs, all machine shops from the beginning of the 20th century till the late 80's must have burned down in fires, or electrocuted their users.

2. Apparently a 2" wide sanding belt requires the same horsepower that a metal cutting bandsaw requires for cutting thru 6" material as a high feed rate.

3. Wood that hasn't been subjected to stabilizing will not survive more then a year in capable hands, obviously disputing the age and practices used in constructing everything available in museums and antique shops. (Not to mention Grandma's kitchen)

4. The higher the price tag, the better the product or material, regardless of personal preference or performance of the product.

5. If someone says something can't be done, then it can't be done. If 50 makers claim they have been for the past 10 years, they are lieing. Unless they published a book.

6. If you can make something look completely unlike anything else that hass been made, no matter how ugly or impractical, you will gain a fan following.

7. Only man made materials will survive longer then 10 years, see item 3.

8. Whether or not it works for you, more then likely you are wrong.

9. No iron or steel stock in the world, even in small quantities, is comparible to what was available 150 years ago and before.

10. The hand-eye coordination required to do complex metal sculpting and shaping has been lost over the past 200 years, and only with the use of a computer can someone today accomplish these tasks.

11a. A forged blade cuts better then a stock removal blade.

11b. A stock removal blade cuts better then a forged blade.

12. A formu usr that can oparate $6k CAD/CAM soffware packaegs has trouble opering freeware speel chechers.

13. Despite my best efforts, a number of users reading this will still not understand the concept of sarcasm.

Just a couple observations, hope you enjoy -MJ
 
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14. Everyone under the age of 19 will forge a 30" plus sword on their first attempt at knifemaking.
 
15 anyones first knife is MUCH better than everyone elses first knife

16 Any knife anyone posts a pic of has absolutly no flaws that anyone on these forums can see and comment about.
 
17) You can try and lead a horse to water, but if it turns out it's a jackass on the other end of the lead, give up.
 
18 The search function doesnt seem to work
19 No one knows how to heat treat O1 but everyone else is an expert at it
 
21. It's totally impossible to make a threaded hole in a knife without the Higgins Tapper.

22. If you can't grind freehand, you have no testicles.
 
jhiggins said:
21. It's totally impossible to make a threaded hole in a knife without the Higgins Tapper.

22. If you can't grind freehand, you have no testicles.


24. If you cant build your own jigs and fixtures you have no testicles

25. Hollow grinding is harder than flat grinding. (This one is true)

26. Flat grinding is harder than hollow grinding (This one is false)

27. I ROCK!! (sorry, wrong forum)
 
There is a secret society of powerful people who control things such as blade designs, world titanium production, sambar stag availability, and chinese metalworking machinery quality.
 
28. Using free image hosting services that block outside linking, delete automatically after 30 days, and spam the forums with image hosting links from that point further is far superior to paying 5$ a month for an actual website with nearly unlimited storage and image hosting.

29. (forums outside shop talk) Fancy, high end, expensive steels are far superior in every way to basic carbon steels. This can be tested easilly during such rigorous tests as opening letters, slicing tomatoes, and shaving paper.

30. (forums outside shop talk)There is no need for an axe or hatchet while camping as long as your EDC folder weighs 3 pounds and is beadblasted with a camo pattern.
 
The less one knows, the easier it is to be utterly certain about it.
 
33*) Metallurgy only applies to thicker pieces of steel.
 
32 : Tell everyone in Shop Talk and the Custom forum how many times you have screwed up your heat treat and grinding on your 2 knives, then put it up for sale in the For Sale by Makers area. See rule 31 by Helmar 4578.
 
33: (from a specific post) The correct and time consuming process of traditional waterstone polishing can be easilly and fully replicated with a cotton ball and a single piece of 2000 grit paper.
 
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