Please, don't mock me. I am going to be surviving all by myself on minimal supplies....one pillow instead of two? I won't even have dip for my chips! I forgot to mention I will also be bringing a charcoal grill to cook my food on, i wonder if they make battery powered microwaves.....
Just thinking about how rough this is going to be, when I return from this epic adventure I will be able to strike down an elephant with one arrow, just like Fred Bear.