Allan Blade

Keith Montgomery said:
... asleep at the wheel (what a great band).
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Ray Benson is my hero! ;) (But WTF, they are NOT doing their annual "Tuesdays In The Park" concert at The Artpark in Lewiston, NY this summer! :( :( :( What an outstanding PARTY that has been each year; still haven't been able to find out why this year is not on the schedule.
 
GigOne said:
It's only been 11 days. . . .so. . . .it's not surprising.

Remember, the Blade Cosmic Calculation Timetable is in use. :D
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Yeah, I mean really, when you consider the age of the universe, what the heck does eleven days amount to?

Maybe Allan's knives are like a fine wine and are only good after they have been aged, so he won't release any knives until their time.
 
Keith Montgomery said:
Maybe Allan's knives are like a fine wine and are only good after they have been aged, so he won't release any knives until their time.
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ROTF

I didn't know that you could age wines like Boone's Farm, TJ Swan, and MD 20/20. :D
 
GigOne said:
It's only been 11 days. . . .so. . . .it's not surprising.

Remember, the Blade Cosmic Calculation Timetable is in use. :D
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Yes sir Gig, you are correct in advising those folks that Alan uses his cosmic calendar. I took the liberty of converting the time for my friends on the other side and sadly must inform them that their wait time for actual delivery is 13 more YEARS..........

That is: if Alan recovers fully from his latest bout of Pnuemonia, the ten or so knives he will ship individually that will all get lost and then subsequently damaged badly enough to require replacement get made again, and the next forum he scams. Under the Cosmic timetable, Alan would now be on schedule to play the scam, collect the money and move the new scam-ees to the very top of the wait list. By now, those on BB know they have been taken and have badmouthed Blade into oblivion. But that's good for alan because he can blame them and their terrible "attitudes" for his inability to deliver and move them into his forgotten pile.

But there IS something favorable to come; Joe Chen will get paid back in full (or maybe not:D )!!!! You see, Alan will sell a huge and costly knife to someone on the new forum who will of course pre-pay (in full). Alan will have this sucker (oops, knifeknut) raffle it off and send Alan all the raffle money. Then the sucker (Oops, knifeknut) ships off the knife to the winner. Alan, money in hand can now send it (final payment) along to Joe. By Alan actually sending the money, he figures he will be able to say that HE paid Joe back in full. YES, YES, YES!!! Alan will actually be paying Joe back, and has promised said sucker (opps, knifeknut;) ) an exact replacement that he has been working on for this very reason, and to be finished "this week, or next"!! Alan just wants to get Joe paid immediately and explains how this method expedites things!!! (Yeah Alan getting paid twice, but who is counting?) Stop it, alan is honest!! He plans to send Joe all the oney recieved in the raffle for this new knife, all !$15.00 of it!!!

All of this done within the Blade Cosmic timetable and therefore according to Alan: RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!!!!......................as he planned:jerkit:
 
Yes sir Gig, you are correct in advising those folks that Alan uses his cosmic calendar. I took the liberty of converting the time for my friends on the other side and sadly must inform them that their wait time for actual delivery is 13 more YEARS..........

That is: if Alan recovers fully from the bout of Pnuemonia he will come down with as soon as everyone realizes he is Months overdue with delivery, then the ten or so knives he shipped individually that will all get lost and then get damaged by the Post office, customs or both badly enough to require replacement, and the next forum he scams learns of his past and refuses to allow anyone on said forum to fall victim!! (This really slows him down
Of course if he hooks onto another forum and gets another load of folks to prepay to help defer the costs of whatever malady Alan will will choose once pre-payment is in hand shall dictate just how long after the 13 year wait they ( The BB folks) will actually need to wait. (Not for actual delivery but the beginning of the bullshiit he spews that delivery is a month away, three weeks away, blah blah blah) Because Alan will promise them that they all will move to the very front of the waiting list!!


But there IS something favorable to come in the future; Joe Chen will get paid back in full (or maybe not )!!!! You see, Alan will sell a huge and costly knife to someone who will of course pre-pay (in full). Alan will have this sucker (oops, knifeknut) raffle it off and send Alan all the raffle money. Then the sucker (Oops, knifeknut) ships off the knife to the winner. Alan can now send this money, final payment along to Joe. By Alan actually sending the money he hopes to feel like a real man (for a change) again and be able to say that HE paid Joe back in full. YES, YES, YES!!! Alan will actually be paying Joe back Alan is going to promise said sucker (opps, knifeknut ) an exact replacement!! Alan just wants to get Joe paid immediately and this method expedites things!!! (Yeah Alan getting paid twice, but who is counting?) Hey, aAan is honest!! He plans to send Joe all the money recieved in the raffle for this new knife, all $15.00 of it!!!

All of this done within the Blade Cosmic timetable and therefore according to Alan: RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!!!!:p :D
 
Wolfmann, your posts are still here. I bet you're using Firefox, right? Every time something weird happens with Firefox, delete your cache.
 
Thanks for the help, I can n ow see what I am posting. Sorry for the clutter!!!

Just consider it a BTTT.

Edited due to my utter stupidity
 
Thanks Gig, my cache is now clean!!
cannot use the word "clean" in the same sentence as Alan Blade.

Allow this to BTTT................
 
Cougar Allen said:
Every time something weird happens with Firefox, delete your cache.
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Ain't that the truth, every so often my Firefox goes psycho and forgets which user profile is running.
 
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No reported sighting(s) of Blade's blades for the British Blades. :(
 
pmel018 said:
And questions being asked, those guys are soooo polite
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Polite Or is it that afraid they will get banned if they protest too loudly??

Or maybe those guys on BB are so wealthy that getting taken for a few hundred bucks means absolutely nothing to them, it's like throwing 2 pennies into the air. Who cares................

The other alternative is that they are so passive they are afraid to show any anger or upset..................

My guess is number one on my list, what''s your guess?:D
 
sure is a shame the folks on BB are just expected to grin and bear it, dont dare gripe about anything, i dont think i'll ever be visiting that place again, just get a bad vibe from it myself, too many good places to go waist your time at.
 
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