And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Let's see, that's five to ten for threatening a federal agent... a couple more for resisting arrest...

...oh, and Jim, turns out Belle's a man. Guess that'll be just one more "issue" you'll have plenty of time to deal with in lockup... Then again...

Release the hounds!!!
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Blues

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That was really fast, Blues.
Whew, poor Jim, but I guess it goes to show you can't keep a good man down, because as well all know, he's baaaack.
 
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Trackers searching for wormhole entrance to Cave of Research. (Reuters)

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Blues,
1)Come to the Cave, you WILL NEVER
BE FOUND.
2)NO WORRIES
3)AIN'T NO WAY
You will try anything to distroy my K infatuation!You are a "very" Sick, mean person!But being a blessed Researcher,"I forgive you"!
jim
 
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Durba finds his way to the big city in search of Jim. Hopes to seal entrance to Cave Of Research. (AP, Reuters)
 
Been trying to do some other stuff for the last hour or so, but that last pix of Jim on the ground is kind of haunting. It's so Jim: a well-meaning friend mentions that Jim could afford to drop a few pounds, and Jim takes it the most literal way possible.
 
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OhmiGawd, OhmiGwad, OhmiGawd!!!!
I think Tsimi is beginning to crack finally. Tsimi didn't have the usual dripping,venomous replies he's had in the past.
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Perhaps Tsimi is beginning to see the light and finally admit that he has the strongest known case of HIKV there is among us.
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When that happens we can all rest and pat one another on the back.
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"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
Here's a recent picture of Jim while at work flipping burgers at Checkers:

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Maybe if we just follow the sesame seeds from the buns they'll lead us to the cave!!!

Blues

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Blues: you don't need to go into the cave.

Help is on it's way. Once you find it's main entrance you can bet jim has a bolthole or exhaust vent. Just start pumping radon in and then map arially to see where the radioactivity comes out. Jim won't notice a thing or think to check. Once you've got 'em all located, leave the main entrance free, cap all but one of the rest ( the biggest ) where you set an 8' to 10' bladed fan with a hudred horsepower motor to force air into the cave. Then set up chain link fences twenty feet high , covered with industrial plastic sides and top, 200 yards wide by 200 yards deep with the fan in the center. Leave a hundred yards open toward the prevailing wind so air can get in. By then the 300 yaks I ordered should have arrived.

IT'S FEED LOT TIME!!! Anyone who has ever taken Highway 99 from Sacramento south of Lodi won't forget it if the wind from Spreckels Sugar was right. After pressing, the sugar beets are fed to cows. If you think that's bad, you've never smelled a yak. Neither have I but people who have were most graphic.

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Diabolical, Rusty.

The blades on that fan wouldn't happen to be made by Durba, would they?
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I'll bring the BBQ pit for when Jim's Durbas are done with those Yaks.....mmmmmm Yack Ribs, yack steak, yack kabobs.....
 
Now that's torture! Blues, you are sick! Giving Jim the choice of leaving the blades or suffering the dreaded concentrated essence of yak: not even Donation Alphonse Francois, Comte De Sade ( aka the Divine Marquis ) at the height of his prowess could come up with such a devastating double bind. Even in his take off of Boccaccio he named the "Hundred Twenty Days of Sodom".

I'm speechless ( why I'm typing so fast ).
 
So, what else is Gnu? (Oh, and thanks, Rusty.
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Then again for the Phantom to be fanned to death is almost poetic.
 
Bond....James Bond

On behalf of Her Majesty's Government, I have been ordered to save the world from the nefarious Durbafinger alias Jim Clifton.

Thanks to my good friend, Prince Harry, the world still has a chance....to buy Durba khukuris!!!
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J. Bond....007
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After seeing Blue's photos, I think I'll just Yak
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Bond....James Bond....

Major Boothroyd and Q'ute have kindly equipped me with the latest in khukuri technology...a 30 inch Durba made ACS, complete with J.C. homing device. The dastardly fiend will not escape from his hole again!

J. Bond
007
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
 
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