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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...
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And the rumor I hear and the reason Tsimi in his "cute" phase isn't smiling is because he had Durba make little khukuri blades to fit over what he has for so called canine teeth.
And if he opened his mouth to smile big the evidence would give him away.
So Rusty any little dogs you see like that be very careful and if there's ever any doubt choke the little sucker until he's forced to bare his or her teeth but don't let anyone see you or they will have you before the ASPCA :barf: Court!!!!!!!
And if you didn't catch the reference to "his or her teeth" you had better be doubly careful. The other rumor going around is that Tsimi can change his sex at will.
And you don't suppose that Bella is really Tsimi in disguise and having a great laugh at our expense do you?
Now that would really be something!!!!!!!!!
And the rumor I hear and the reason Tsimi in his "cute" phase isn't smiling is because he had Durba make little khukuri blades to fit over what he has for so called canine teeth.
And if he opened his mouth to smile big the evidence would give him away.
So Rusty any little dogs you see like that be very careful and if there's ever any doubt choke the little sucker until he's forced to bare his or her teeth but don't let anyone see you or they will have you before the ASPCA :barf: Court!!!!!!!
And if you didn't catch the reference to "his or her teeth" you had better be doubly careful. The other rumor going around is that Tsimi can change his sex at will.
And you don't suppose that Bella is really Tsimi in disguise and having a great laugh at our expense do you?
Now that would really be something!!!!!!!!!
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Confidential File Photo... Top Secret...Official Use Only...
Yvsa, you are so right. This picture from Tsimi's file is going out on the wire immediately.
Needless to say, Tsimi/Jim/Bella is a master of disguise.
Blues
Yvsa, you are so right. This picture from Tsimi's file is going out on the wire immediately.
Needless to say, Tsimi/Jim/Bella is a master of disguise.
Blues
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Where is Jim? I know he left the cave this AM because I got email from him.
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With perhaps the most diabolical move yet, Blues recruits the assistance of colleague, Special Agent Sara Pottey, in an attempt to ferret out the infamous Phantom. (Barring that, Blues will find a cave of his own to diagram the next moves with S/A Pottey.)
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The never ending story.
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Actually Yvsa, Blues....this is another one of Tsimi's disguises...he has had some previous acting experience, good enough that he appeared in a couple James Bond Movies as the character Jaws....the producers had to get rid of Tsimi as he was chewing up the furnature something terrible
and the movie budget was going to hell... 
Tsimi still has nightmares over that...Harry
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Meanwhile in Little Haiti...
"Jimmy! Jimmy! Man, my feet are starting to hurt! Yo Jimmy, come on out man!"
He is greeted by dead silence!
Then the crowd starts to gather...!
People start babbling (in Creole) about a strange, hairy masked man in a cape and with a strange looking, curved, shiny machete in each hand!!
Could it be that Vince's quest to find his friend is actually near conclusion?
Alas, it is not to be!
The crowd, as one, point North. Oh, No! That's were Ray lives!
Vince must hurry, if he wants to save both friends from this terrible curse of "Research"!!!
"Jimmy! Jimmy! Man, my feet are starting to hurt! Yo Jimmy, come on out man!"
He is greeted by dead silence!
Then the crowd starts to gather...!
People start babbling (in Creole) about a strange, hairy masked man in a cape and with a strange looking, curved, shiny machete in each hand!!
Could it be that Vince's quest to find his friend is actually near conclusion?
Alas, it is not to be!
The crowd, as one, point North. Oh, No! That's were Ray lives!
Vince must hurry, if he wants to save both friends from this terrible curse of "Research"!!!
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It's the longest and I think probably the funniest thead ever. Anybody disagree?
Uncle Bill, definately the longest since I've been here, which isn't too long, but I've spent a lot of time going through the archives oogling the pretty pictures. 
It's also the funniest.
I think it's taken on a life all it's own. Anybody remember the old 60's - 70's scifi movies where they would develop a supercomputer with an Artificial Intellegence and it would become like a Frankenstien's monster of a computer and try and take over the world, or atleast the US.
I think that we should maintain this tread, just as kind of a homage to Blues' creativity. Anytime that it seems like it's going to drop off the first page, Uncle Bill should post a UBDOTD in the thread. Just to bump it back up.
Bob
It's also the funniest.I think it's taken on a life all it's own. Anybody remember the old 60's - 70's scifi movies where they would develop a supercomputer with an Artificial Intellegence and it would become like a Frankenstien's monster of a computer and try and take over the world, or atleast the US.
I think that we should maintain this tread, just as kind of a homage to Blues' creativity. Anytime that it seems like it's going to drop off the first page, Uncle Bill should post a UBDOTD in the thread.
Just to bump it back up. Bob
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I don't disagree Bro.
It dayumed sure s both the longest and funniest thread ever and it may be the thread that never dies.
What Tsimi has never stopped to think about is that he has never published any results of his so called "Research."
I mean after all real researchers do publish do they not?
And aren't their papers pretty technical at times?????
And for me this is the bottom line that actually proves Tsimi is completley off his rocker by denying he has HIKV like the rest of us.
I mean after all most of us post real results of what we have done with a new khukuri no matter how little we have done.
Tsimi just posts that his cuts air real good.
I don't disagree Bro.
It dayumed sure s both the longest and funniest thread ever and it may be the thread that never dies.
What Tsimi has never stopped to think about is that he has never published any results of his so called "Research."
I mean after all real researchers do publish do they not?
And aren't their papers pretty technical at times?????
And for me this is the bottom line that actually proves Tsimi is completley off his rocker by denying he has HIKV like the rest of us.
I mean after all most of us post real results of what we have done with a new khukuri no matter how little we have done.
Tsimi just posts that his cuts air real good.
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Yes, we may be stuck with this thread for life or until Spark tosses it into some computer trash can.
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