And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Bella,
"what"! Have you lost whats left of your mind!!?? Why would "ANYONE", WANT TO LOWER THEMSELVES TO BE that??? If you want to be MY assistant you are going to have to do much better than that! Ck. the photos in the Fl. Konvention thread, I was the poor old man getting abused by Vince with the Gunting(he did that at the Seminar all day),I'm too old & "slow" to defend myself, Vince is like a "mean" Wolverine, mean & nasty(I need a littlre sympathy about now,that's why I wanted you as an assistant,hee)! If Blues hasn't distroyed his pics. you will SEE the personification of "EVIL"!
:eek: jim
 
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Bella,
To be a Blues OR his EVIL HENCHMAN(WHO DOES "ALL" THE DIRTY WORK)VINCE!
jim
PS i WILL BE ISSUEING A RESEARCH PAPER FOR your APPROVAL, IN THE very NEAR FUTURE !
jim
 
Sweety I was defending you :(. Do you really think I would accuse you of being any one beside the strange eccentric old man that you are? Come on I deserve a little more credit. I was simply tring to point out that you couldn't be blues and he couldn't be you because the dates you registered do not corrolate properly.
 
Belle,
You posted just in time, Blues was trying to trade me Sara, & his new AK by Durba, for you as an assist.BUT I told him "NO WAY", My Belle is too SWEET to trade for the likes of Sara, he tried to tell me you were against me & Durba!The man is a CAD!
jim ;)
 
Sweety i still don't know what type of assitance you are after there are a few things you can't pay me to do.........

Bella
 
...Get a room!!!

Sheesh, you'd think we could just have a nice horror thread here like the old cowboy movies and stuff...

...None of that mushy stuff...


Next thing you know, we'll be hearing stuff like this at Bir Gorkha:

Durba: "Hey Kesar, c'mere for a minute. Do you think this khukuri makes my ass look big?"

Kesar: "Oh sweetie, I think your ass looks fine no matter what those other kamis say."

Gelbu: "Okay you two, get back to pounding steel or the damned "Phantom of the Khukura" thread is going to get corrupted, fercryin'outloud!!!!"


So, you see. Khukuris, caves and romance just don't mix!!!


Blues
 
Blues,

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take it back my friend! Humor such as your could not come from an evil mind:D :D Please forgive my HIKP influenced paranoia:(

I guess I got hit with a "McCarthy" mentality in all the drama:confused:
 
There was no romance involved. I am not a romantic (into the kinky handcuffs and whips and knifes kinda thing) I was simply saying I wont have sex with him for money...(or for any reason seeing as how I am engaged)
 
Uh yeah, you've made that point.... repeatedly. ;)



And now, back to our story....
 
Okay Back to the story sorry to have disrupted it but i thought I needed to defend my self exspecially after being accuse of being anything like the kinda wemon that would do the whole "Honey does my but look big" runtine

Bella
 
Tsimi contemplates where and when he can intercept the next "Durba"....

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Durba and Kesar Search For The Entrance To Tsimi's Lair...

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"Oye, Durba, this pinche Phantom better be around here somewhere. My ass is killing me from riding these pinche caballos! I dunno how they can stand it. By the way, does this getup make my ass look fat?"

"Not at all, Kesar. You look like a real vaquero."

"Ay, Durba"

"Ay Kesar"

(The sound of heroic laughing and backslapping as our heroes continue riding into the sunset.)
 
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