And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Originally posted by Bill Martino
This thread is turning into a sub forum.


Spoken like an old tin can sailor. :cool:

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Bill,
If you liked that vest ,"you need help"! It could only be appreciated by someone that has no concept in style!:cool:
jim
 
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Keep up the onslaught guys I think Tsimi is beginning to crack.:D

Come on Tsim, give it upand admit that you have HIKV just like the rest of us and then perhaps Uncle Bill will consent to formally making you the Official Himalayan Imports Researcher with all the bells and whistles that goes along with the title.:D
That means all the rice you can eat and goat 3-4 times a year with a chicken thrown in occasionally. Just Stop and Think About It Will You?????
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Guy if Tsmi doesn't give it up it's time for the kid gloves to come off.
And if we have to we can always resort to getting Bobby Flay and Emeril LaGasse
to bribe him with some larapin good eats!!!!:D
And if we can get Tsimi to eating "Real Food" once again instead of the Cave Diet maybe he will finally listen to reason.
I mean the Man(?):) is now in complete
De-Nile since he says there isn't any aliens or aknowledges anything else that's going on.The next thing you know is that Tsmi will be saying that. "There is no area 51."
And, "There ain't no such thing as the Skunk Works." :D
 
Dare I reveal the secret info I possess direct from a message from Tsimi himself?

Within that missive was the actual number of khukuris currently in the NON-HIKV infected "Researcher's" possession.

I'm not sure if it's safe to publish this information or not, or whether, perhaps, our "Ultra" machine hiccupped.

What to do. What to do...

Say, does anyone know what the number is (in karats) for pure gold?


Blues
 
NDN,
YOU call the "HAVOC" wrought by Blues, playing with kid gloves?? The man has NO concept of being "FAIR"! HE KNOWS THERE IS no such thing AS hikv! Hmmm! What kind of bells & histles are I'm offered if I LIE & said iI had it??I ... NO.. forget it!
I cannot LIE,"I HAVE NEVER HAD NOR DO I HAVE NOW HIKV!
jim
 
sorry about this, this talk about Area 51 caused my brain to dump information on to the page that probably no one is interested in.
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I have a theory. Anyone have any knowledge of the Zero-point field theory??? It's kind of a theory of everything. I won't go into too much detail, if you're interested in the topic there are websites, NASA has some good info, last time I checked, that explain it better than I can.
There are no alien spacecraft at, nor never have there been, at Groom Lake. It's all stuff our scientists have been playing around with. The zero-point theory is based off of work done by a Soviet physicist about 35 - 40 years ago. Well, it didn't become a popular theory, or even accepted as feasible until about 1993, now it has a fairly large following in the scientific community. Well, in one of the articles I read on it, dated sometime in 1995-96 I believe, one of the scientists who've been playing with the theory thinks that we're only 2 decades away from rudimentary control over the zero-point field. That would also give control over gravity and inertia.

If a small group of brilliant scientists took that Ruskie's work forty years ago, and started playing with it, under the guise of a black project, that would put us at the expierence level civilian scientists believe would be needed to have some control over inertia, thus you can have aircraft doing all kinds of neat things.

So, you see there's a simpler explanation than aliens travelling thousands of lightyears. Besides, people convinced themselves that the Phillidelphia Experiment really happened, and that suppossedly involved a Cloaking Device, just like from Star Trek and teleportation.

Bob
 
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Bob I don't think you've killed anything!!!!:)
Blues just told us that Tsimi has 24 KHUKURI'S!!!!!!!!:D

My question is just how many of those 24 khukuris are made by Durba?!?!?!?:rolleyes:
 
... they used NDN's as codebreakers in WWII... ;)


Oh, and moving right along... I found this photo of Bobwill's brain being tested following his exposure to emanations from the Cave Of Research...

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Blues
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What--only 24? No way. Forty-eight sounds more like the ballpark, just judging from the huge number of times I've seen Jim nail down UBDOTDs and post his triumphant "hee-hees." So there's really only two possibilities: either Jim gave Blues some misinformation, perhaps because in his current "state" Jim thinks gold comes in 48 carats, or maybe--just maybe--the sainted researcher is quietly giving away khuks almost as fast as he acquires them. Anybody here gotten a gift from the "Jimmy Endowment?"
 
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...vee haff our vays...

Or, I suppose I could just let Yvsa stretch Tsimi out in the desert, appendages tied with leather thongs to stakes and...well, you can imagine the rest...


Blues
 
from the cave, that might give us a clue to his behavior as long as he doesn't go picking "...one of these, and two of those, and some of these other pretty ones..."
 
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It's not leather ties Blues.
It's Wet Rawhide, stretched tight and thin and the stakes have to be anchored well into the ground to prevent them pulling out!!!!!!!:D

Or another deal is to bury someone neck deep in the desert sand right next to an anthill and then cut the eyelids off.
And all that disturbance pisses off the ants royally.:D

Vee have our vays too.:D

But that was when I lived in the other world and went by a different name.
The thoughts of doing those things to someone today gives me the heebie jeebies. Full body shiver.:D
I told y'all I wasn't very nice back then.:(
 
There's obviously something wrong with that bear the way he's just standing there so bare. Why he can barely stand as far as that goes.
I had had to add something to this thread.
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Gary it dudn't matter on what page you post on they always go to the last post on the last page.:D

Now you can add about three more of
the:o:o:o :p:D
 
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