And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Again history is rewritten in an attempt to oppress the righteous and suppress the truth. But this photo clearly shows our valiant Tsimi in a final effort to save the HI Research Dept. from destruction at the hands of his evil pursuers...
 
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Realizing their impetuous blunder has also buried most of the known Durbas in existence, the greedy Blues and his evil minions prepare to pillage and plunder the HI Research Dept. cavern.

...A voice is heard from deep below, followed by maniacal laughter ...
 
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This recording was made by one of our own deep in the bowels of the earth where Tsimi has taken to sleeping lest we over run his so called Cave of "Research" and overwhelm him with insurrmountable forces!!!!:rolleyes::D

Tsimi is Cracking Guys!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D
 
NDN,Koz,Blues,& to BillPax.(who has seen the light)!
Cracking is for humans, I don't crack!! The Durbas have been scattered to NEW areas,the Buras are also SAFE!I have relocated the
cave to A new LOCATION, RETURN TO YOUR HOMES, MOUNTAINS,OR ???
NDN,you don't have time for this ,why, haven't you sent the Scagel Bowie in I'm waiting to do Research on that!! Guys ,I forgive you,If
I could post a pic. it would be of a dog running round & round trying to bite his tail(alas that would be a pic. of you guys) Simply put," I WIN"!This thread is NOW ended!
jim(the PERFECT Researcher)
 
I won't hit you, I won't hit you...The hell I won't!!!

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Blues,
You have NOW gone too far! It's uncivilized,unAMERICAN &
SACCRELIGIOUS to display THE DUKE in this manner!I think an apology is required !!If he were alive he would be fighting for me,"The poor
old Researcher" & Tom I be quiet,"You "I can find & re-educate!Crap, I'll just send Vince(he saw the light(cost me two Durbas & four Buras he also gave up all the illegal monies he collected),being a former librian, he knows the dim light dives you frequent,if they are EVIL ENOUGH, why he may even find Blues!
jim
 
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Who'd have thought the cave would in fact turn out to be "Century Village"?....

Sad, so very sad....


Blues
 
Blues,
Not even close!!No wonder they lock you in an office, no sense of direction!Don't worry I'll point you North & show you how to find Orlando! Now I know why he was dropped off at the FL. Konvention!
jim
 
Oy vey...woe is me...why me? Like this poor bastid?

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Nah! I don't think so. :rolleyes:

Blues

(Honorary Member, Fukowee Tribe
And Shaman, Dirty Old Fish Clan)
 
Blues,
No way can you be compared to that guy, he has dark hair,
yours is ALL white, & not as cleaned cut as that guy.His face is unlined,yours looks like a map,he is well dessed & you are,well we will pass on this!His face is well composed, yours with those EVIL,
COLD eyes ,well you, are enough to send a mother into Shock!!
jim
 
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Mephistopheles. (Or in Jimmy's case, Khukurisstophereplease.)
 
CHAPTER 2

...And so it came to pass, that though the spirit of the late John Wayne was called upon to assist the forces of good in subduing Tsimi and his horde...Our own champion, Yvsa, felt a rising in his blood, and not one to sidestep a good donnybrook, felt compelled to leave the peace and quiet of his tipi and hand the Duke a good drubbing...Some things will never change.

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And with that, we draw chapter one to a close and begin chapter 2...

The Reckoning
 
...As Yvsa and his brave band dust off following a little light work, Tsimi and his evil minions continue their dark work and attempt to shore up the defenses of their nefarious abode...

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