And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Yvsa, Blues - Keep the heat turned up!!

We're gettin'to him. He's starting to double up:p
 
Don't Give In To The Evil Church Of Khukritology!!!!

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As Blues has demonstrated, Jim is really two people, or twins. I believe that his evil twin is responsible for all this mayhem on the forum and holding the good twin hostage in the Cave. Periodically the good Jim gets the upper hand and manages to type something sensible from the Cave and then the evil Jim intervenes, bolluxing up the good Jim's message.

Ladies and gentlemen, the solution is obvious: we need an Exorcist! Yvsa, would you be so kind as to do the honors!;) :D
 
Now, on the one hand, I'd like to think that was an "attaboy" and a nice pat on the head...

...But, knowing Uncle Bill, I have the feeling he was shaking his head in wonder when he made the above remark... :D

Either way... Thanks... I think. :p


Blues
 
Peering through my telescope I watched The Man With No Name ride into town on his mule. Could he be intending to meet with The Sarki With No Name and The Three Kamis With No Names? If they all join up there's no telling what they might do ... or what they might call the gang....

But that hasn't happened yet ... as soon as The Man With No Name rode into town a group of rude fellows insulted his mule. I took a video through my telescope, but it's too much of a treasure to give a direct link to -- I'll have to give a treasure map instead.

First, click on this: http://www.clinteastwood.net/welcome.html

Second, scroll down a little and click on "Eastwood Video Clips"

Third, scroll down a little and click on "The mule, he just doesn't get it."

That's it.
 
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And when I do you guys will have to be on Tsimi like the smell emanateing from Tsimi's cave or I will be a goner.:eek:

Now what can I do to insult Tsimi's mule so that Tsimi will know that I actually insulted the mule.

I can't say the mule is smarter than Tsimi The part following is Censored since this m---______________________________________________________________________________________.:D
Dayum I almost screwed up royally until I got a call from the... Censored again___________________________________________. Dayum it Yvsa You Can't Say That!!!! ( Ooopsie, my bad.:(.Yvsa.)

I can't insult the cave anymore since we've all done that with no response.
Oh, that's right, it Has to be The Mule!!!

Let's see.
The mule is smarter than Tsimi? Naw.

The mule's nightly emissions are worse than Tsimi's? Naw, everyone knows they're not.:eek:

The mule's pick of the opposite sex is worse than Tsimi's? Naw.

I Know!!!! I Know!!!!
The mule Always smells like it came out of the old Mustang Ranch in
Nevada!!!!:D
That should work seeing as how that would make anyone's eye's water mixed with the noxious emanations coming from the entrance to the cave.
And everyone knows that Tsimi ripped off Rusty's Kama Sutra and Clove Oil for exclusive use on his Durba made khukuris and that nothing is supposed to conflict with that!!!!
Hey I understand that the ladies at the Mustang Ranch could afford the most expensive of parfums. :rolleyes: :p :D

What do y'all hink of that? If anyone has a better one email me at the secure link I have provided in my sig box. It's late and I ain't thinkin' to well.
 
Everyone knows that there is no comparison to Tsimi, olfactory-wise.

Which reminds me....there are currently secret trials to develop an Extra Strength version of the famed Kamasutra Khukuri Oil as developed by the House of Rusty Perfumery (Pepe LePew, watch out!:D ).

The secret ingredient is reputed to be premium golden essence of Durba!

Trials so far have test subjects scrambling to phone lines and computers to pick up Durba UBDOTDs with a 99% success rate.

Emergency FDA approval is forthcoming shortly....;)

The improved KKO will be delivered by scratch and sniff perfume samples inserted into magazines that Tsimi subscribes to...such as Good Housekeeping, Martha Stewart Living...and others...;) :D

Friends, we may win this over a technical KKO in our efforts to have Tsimi admit that he has HIKV after all!;) :D
 
Dingbats,
THAT NDN couldn't follow a trail, even if John Wayne led him by his BIG NOSE!! The smell from the cave ,you idiots ,is Marco Polo, not what THAT NDN,Koz, & Blues use! After all, how can one teach the finer things to people who think that "OLD SPICE" is class!Why me?? mumble,I can
only do so much, when these people are what I have to work with!Let me see, first I'LL HAVE TO TEACH THEM CULTURE,well, that leaves THAT NDN out,THEN CLASS,OOPS,that leaves Blues out,NEXT IS SENSE, there goes Koz!OK, OK, got it ,I'll teach them MORALITY,CRAP, forget THAT, NONE of them would qualify ! I'll think of something!
jim(the compassionate) :cool: :D :p
 
Not so long ago in a place very near here, the selfless and pure of heart Jim l. Clifton was busily engaged in scientific research. But his keen senses told him something was amiss. As he looked, he saw a shadowy figure deceiving the members of the HI community toward the path of the darkside! The evil Darth Blues noticed Jim too and tried to lead him astray. But Jim would not be fooled or mislead. Sensing Jim's will was too strong, the evil Darth Blues began his insidious plot to discredit Jim in the eyes of the forum, all the while hiding his own true intentions. Fearing the devastation this encroaching evil would down upon the forum, Jim sought the the help of the benovolent Uncle Yoda Martino. As Jim listened in terror, Uncle Yoda told his own tale of having battled the sinister Dirty Old Fish clan long ago. Right then and there, Jim became Uncle Yoda's apprentice... Tsimi Wan Kenobi.
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With Uncle Yoda's help they began searching for a kami with exceptional skills. Many Khukuris were sent to the deep cavern Tsimi had taken refuge in. Finally after several years of Tsimi's training and patient research, They found one with exceptional technical precision. And so the young kami, Durba, was recruited to join them in their efforts against the darkside. Plans were sent to BirGorkha and the HI Light Saber was forged. Thus is how the first 'Durba-Knights' came to be. Armed with righteousness and one hell of a blade, Tsimi Wan Kenobi prepares for the final battle against the REAL caped and masked phantom of the forum...



{I know you WebTV folks can't rock 'nroll on the battle movie with the PC users, but maybe you can waltz a little. Ready ...and step 1, 2, 3, 4, step 5, 6, 7, 8, and step 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, lift those feet 14, 15, 16, 17,}
 
Somewhere, in a post long ago, on a page far away, (but still in this thread saga) I said something about Bill Paxton's exceptional writing skills:)
 
Isn't that a Grand Cherokee?

Must be watching too many commercials. ;)

Blues
 
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