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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...
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I know, I know, but I only plagerize the good stuff. Besides, it looks more believeable on me than it does on him
"Sincerity and integrity are the keys to gaining a sound reputation among your fellow men. When you can fake that, you've got it whipped". (Old ONI slogan
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"Sincerity and integrity are the keys to gaining a sound reputation among your fellow men. When you can fake that, you've got it whipped". (Old ONI slogan
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Thanks for AM chuckle.
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That sounds mighty close to the saying....
"Old age and Treachery Always overcomes youth and skill."
And that's why we have to be so careful with our Tsimi the self proclaimed "Researcher."
Tsimi is the oldest one among us except for Uncle Bill and Uncle Bill is on our side, the GOOD Side!!!!
And being the next oldest means that Tsimi has had a lot of years and has Treachery Down To An ART!!!!!!!
Remember Tsimi 1st started out by reresenting what our Bro Walosi posted above.
"Sincerity and integrity are the keys to gaining a sound reputation among your fellow men."
I know Tsimi even had me fooled for a while with his sincerity and integrety, but when I found out I knew that he was actually pulling the "Old age and Treachery" trick.
The oldest "Trick" of all!!!!!
And I got really
MAD with myself for falling for it!!!!!!!!
So keep alert and let's continue to keep Tsimi under Constant survielance from both within and without.
Say, y'all don't suppose we could fit some of those little fish with microphones do you?
We know that his bunch is gonna continue to do #1 in the water and that would make one helluva survailance tool.
Originally posted by Walosi
"Sincerity and integrity are the keys to gaining a sound reputation among your fellow men. When you can fake that, you've got it whipped". (Old ONI slogan
That sounds mighty close to the saying....
"Old age and Treachery Always overcomes youth and skill."
And that's why we have to be so careful with our Tsimi the self proclaimed "Researcher."
Tsimi is the oldest one among us except for Uncle Bill and Uncle Bill is on our side, the GOOD Side!!!!
And being the next oldest means that Tsimi has had a lot of years and has Treachery Down To An ART!!!!!!!
Remember Tsimi 1st started out by reresenting what our Bro Walosi posted above.
"Sincerity and integrity are the keys to gaining a sound reputation among your fellow men."
I know Tsimi even had me fooled for a while with his sincerity and integrety, but when I found out I knew that he was actually pulling the "Old age and Treachery" trick.
The oldest "Trick" of all!!!!!
And I got really
MAD with myself for falling for it!!!!!!!!So keep alert and let's continue to keep Tsimi under Constant survielance from both within and without.
Say, y'all don't suppose we could fit some of those little fish with microphones do you?
We know that his bunch is gonna continue to do #1 in the water and that would make one helluva survailance tool.
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I THINK I'm right in between Jim and Uncle Bill, age-wise. Mileage-wise....well Uncle Bill and I both show some dents and dings while Jim is still out there skipping and singing, and Yvsa ain't no teen-age track star, nuther. We still have him out-uglied
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Yea, and it's a dayumed hard Job to Out-Ugly someone as UGLY as Tsimi!!!!
Yvsa, The youngest of the ugly old farts club?
(Not that Tsimi is included. He would win all the contests hands
down!!!!)
Let alone the pants down!!!!
By the way has anyone noticed Tsimi in a trench coat?
HEE HEE LMRRAO
This is the most funest thread we've ever had!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Walosi
We still have him out-uglied
Yea, and it's a dayumed hard Job to Out-Ugly someone as UGLY as Tsimi!!!!
Yvsa, The youngest of the ugly old farts club?
(Not that Tsimi is included. He would win all the contests hands
down!!!!)
Let alone the pants down!!!!
By the way has anyone noticed Tsimi in a trench coat?
HEE HEE LMRRAO
This is the most funest thread we've ever had!!!!!!!
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I think it's going to take a wooden stake to put this thread down.
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I don't think even a wood stake will do it.
This may be the perpetual motion thread.
This may be the perpetual motion thread.
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Yvsa, you may not know it, but confidential Interpol files indicate that way back when while Tsimi was researching mushrooms and other hallucinogenics in his cave, this portrait of him was captured and used on a classic album cover by members of his cult.
He came to be known as Aqualung. And if you'd ever have set foot in that cave, you'd know why you'd need to breathe via artificial means.
Blues
He came to be known as Aqualung. And if you'd ever have set foot in that cave, you'd know why you'd need to breathe via artificial means.
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Tsimi is in the cave for the weekend but look out tomorrow.
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Too much!
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I Know, I Know. Bro you just gave me a Helluva'n idea.
What if it would be possible to get one of our people in Tsimi's Horde of Trenchcoat Operatives to fill all their Aqualungs with HELIUM????
!!!!????!!!!
Then it would be easy to find the Donald Duck talking Trenchcoat Operatives and reprogram them over to our side therefore saving their lives from the
Grand Poohbah Leader of Tsimi's Horde of Trenchcoat Operatives, Tsimi
himself!!!!
And if we could fill Tsimi's aqualung the same way we may get enough helium into Tsimi to make him
rise
like a South Georgia Homemade Biscuit, easily spotted
and captured from the air with the new plane engineered from
reverse engineering of the famous Flying Saucer of Roswell.!!!!
Then we cold detain him with the new drug obtained from the
skat
of the Famous Tasmainian Devil of,
Bugs Bunny Fame, thereby making Tsimi only capable of spinning
in reverse
while muttering gibberish that makes the female
Tasmainian Devils go completely crazy with Lustful Desire!!!!:barf:
Yeah, That'ed do it!!!!!!!
Shall we put this in action or do we need further discussion?
And I know that Bill Paxton is ready and willing to help.
Bill is just pretty Dayumed good in finding the proper evidence needed to confirm what we believe and has brought forth complete dayuming evidence that Tsimi is indeed not himself!!!!!
I Know, I Know. Bro you just gave me a Helluva'n idea.
What if it would be possible to get one of our people in Tsimi's Horde of Trenchcoat Operatives to fill all their Aqualungs with HELIUM????
!!!!????!!!!
Then it would be easy to find the Donald Duck talking Trenchcoat Operatives and reprogram them over to our side therefore saving their lives from the
Grand Poohbah Leader of Tsimi's Horde of Trenchcoat Operatives, Tsimi
himself!!!!
And if we could fill Tsimi's aqualung the same way we may get enough helium into Tsimi to make him
rise
like a South Georgia Homemade Biscuit, easily spotted
and captured from the air with the new plane engineered from
reverse engineering of the famous Flying Saucer of Roswell.!!!!
Then we cold detain him with the new drug obtained from the
skat
of the Famous Tasmainian Devil of,
Bugs Bunny Fame, thereby making Tsimi only capable of spinning
in reverse
while muttering gibberish that makes the female
Tasmainian Devils go completely crazy with Lustful Desire!!!!:barf:
Yeah, That'ed do it!!!!!!!
Shall we put this in action or do we need further discussion?
And I know that Bill Paxton is ready and willing to help.
Bill is just pretty Dayumed good in finding the proper evidence needed to confirm what we believe and has brought forth complete dayuming evidence that Tsimi is indeed not himself!!!!!
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I now have a name for that NDN,"SITTING BULL", he's sittin & I ain't heard soooo much BULL in a long time!!Blues is just "NUTS" WAL.,"Sincerity & Integrity, "THAT'S ME"!!Old, & poor, misunderstood,yes, SNEAKY, I'm NOT familiar with that! Bill, just sent me the Ugliest K, I have EVER seen, It's so UGLY,I'm JUST GOING TO BURY IT & not DO any RESEARCH ON IT!I will now ignore you Villians, while I plan my Dec. Vac. to Disney World!
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~~~~~~~~~~~Himalayan Imports Researcher's Manifesto~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mission Statement: To promote the public awareness and appreciation of
Nepalese bladesmithing and Khukuris.
Declaration: It is the intent of the HI Research Dept. to maintain an ongoing
body of subjective and objective knowledge pertaining to the finest Khukuris
being imported from Nepal today with the eventual goal of realizing the
ultimate Khukuri.
Protocols:
* HI Khukuris (and other steel implements forged by the kamis) are to
be procured and amassed in quantity sufficient to facilitate a thorough
represenative sampling of HI products.
* Varying styles, lengths and variations on the theme of Khukuri(s) are to
be tested, compared and documented in accordance with standard HI
Research Dept. policy. Occasionally certain pieces of work and/or kamis
may be focussed on in order to expedite the eventuality of meeting our
aforementioned goal.
* All qualitative testing will be for an indeterminate period of time to ensure
the completeness and accuracy of data obtained.
* In order that the resulting accrued information may be freely available to
all interested parties, the head of HI Research will be soley responsible
for reporting all new findings directly to Uncle Bill Martino on a periodic
basis. Upon reciept of said information Uncle Bill Martino may distribute
said information in any manner he deems appropriate.
Policy: Due to continued ridicule and persecution by unsavory members of the
forum community, the HI Research Dept. has been forced to retain the services
of various operatives to ensure an uninterrupted state of scientific progress at
our facilities. Any further attempts to disrupt the flow of our work will be met
with the harshest possible consequences.
Mission Statement: To promote the public awareness and appreciation of
Nepalese bladesmithing and Khukuris.
Declaration: It is the intent of the HI Research Dept. to maintain an ongoing
body of subjective and objective knowledge pertaining to the finest Khukuris
being imported from Nepal today with the eventual goal of realizing the
ultimate Khukuri.
Protocols:
* HI Khukuris (and other steel implements forged by the kamis) are to
be procured and amassed in quantity sufficient to facilitate a thorough
represenative sampling of HI products.
* Varying styles, lengths and variations on the theme of Khukuri(s) are to
be tested, compared and documented in accordance with standard HI
Research Dept. policy. Occasionally certain pieces of work and/or kamis
may be focussed on in order to expedite the eventuality of meeting our
aforementioned goal.
* All qualitative testing will be for an indeterminate period of time to ensure
the completeness and accuracy of data obtained.
* In order that the resulting accrued information may be freely available to
all interested parties, the head of HI Research will be soley responsible
for reporting all new findings directly to Uncle Bill Martino on a periodic
basis. Upon reciept of said information Uncle Bill Martino may distribute
said information in any manner he deems appropriate.
Policy: Due to continued ridicule and persecution by unsavory members of the
forum community, the HI Research Dept. has been forced to retain the services
of various operatives to ensure an uninterrupted state of scientific progress at
our facilities. Any further attempts to disrupt the flow of our work will be met
with the harshest possible consequences.
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