And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Reminds me of my nephew, Travis. When he came to visit I was worried he would not be able to sleep since he's on the couch not so far from my desk and I'm generally up fairly early, banging and clanging around making coffee and firing up the computer, doing the AM puja and playing a CD of some monks chanting. Wrong! He could sleep thru anything -- 'till noon!
 
Wal,
Forgot to tell you,"I have a 18" WW2 waiting for me
at my Cave when I get home!:D :D :D Called Uncle,said he had a nice one, so I was forced to take it so Koz couldn't get his greedy, grubby hands on it,THAT NDN ain't gonna scoff this one up either!:D :D (Can't for the life of me understand WHY,I like him)!
jim
 
It's a good thing that wasn't a 16 1/2" WWII, or I wouldn't be able to understand for the life of me why I like either one of you. At all. Even a little bit. If any. I need an "iron pill". :eek:
 
Wal,
I HAVE A WW2 16.5!It's my favorite,SNIFF!To think WE have the same taste,"Gets me all misty eyed"!Just think ANOTHER RESEARCHER!:D
WAIT UNTIL AC FINDS OUT YOU HAVE JOINED ME!Wait until THAT NDN finds out!! You are now "one of us"!!
jim
 
NAAAaahh - fagiddaboudit (as one friend in common sez). I just talked to Uncle and got an iron fix. I'm all better, now......heheheheh :p
 
Sam,
Too bad I'm unable to attend!Would have had to show you & the rest of the "unbelievers', what self control is ,by not buying or picking up K's!You people make sure you by them all,keep Sandi working,show some pics. to ,TRY & get to me!:D Of course you will fail but you can try!Take care of THAT NDN,try & not let him do everything! Yeah right!!
jim
 
Jim, I sent a box full of khukuris to Yvsa and he said he found three that he didn't want and would lay out for others to look at. He told me if you had been coming he would have taken all 28 pieces and left nothing for you or anybody else. He did not want to tempt anybody. He's really your buddy.
 
And to everyone else going to the Khonvention, have a great time!!! Also, do boast to Tsimi of the great Durbas you've saved him from!:p :D :D
 
when Tsimi called me last night he said he was gonna beat me at getting a khukuri scabbard covered with canvas. I told him I prefered the plain leather and the scars they get, but with Sandi here ready and able to make canvas covers tomorrow I may just have to have one made for spite. And I would do it too!!!! Maybe all three of the special khukuris!!!!

Bro you said you wouldn't tell Tsimi about the Durba's until after the Khonvention!!!! Now he's really gonna be after this poor old ndn!!! And laughing in that demented Hee Hee of his all the way!!!!:(

But Now I have an 18" WW II as well as a pair of the 16 1/2" WW II's that Tsimni loves so much, all Made by Durba and the result of HIKV, I'm dayumed sure not a researcher, why I even have a few khukuri's I haven't got around to sharpening yet, sure sign of HIKV!!!!
How lucky can one man be? Now to get them all covered in canvas before Tsimi gets his done. That'll show him how much better admitting one has HIKV is instead of spouting all that
research BS!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D
 
Bill,
THAT NDN MY BUDDY!!!YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING AT THE PUTER TOOO LONG !Ahhh! My plan is working!The fellowship gets to see THE REAL NDN,keeping 25 & leaving 3 for the KONV.!HEE,HEE! THEIR GOES HIS SAINTLY NDN ACT! HEE,HEE!Durba's 3, the NDN is begining to show taste, of course I'm going to claim credit! hee!Also got him to break down & get a sheath "before" me!!Yawn! Sooo easy to get to! hee,hee!Also He will begin to really like the 16.5WW2 AND take credit for it!
ok,stick a fork in THAT NDN,"HE'S DONE!:D:D HE WILL BECOME A Researcher!!Wal & AC are also NOT a challange,Rus,forget it!Blues,hmmmm!KOZ,,TOO EASY TO MANIPULATE!John & Berk, thay are too set in their ways!Due to the above reasons,"I now declare the HI FORUM as a purely RESEARCH FORUM! I CAN DO THIS CAUSE I'M THE "only" ONE WITH A "sound, rational mind"!UNCLE YOU DO such AN OUTSTANDING JOB, I WILL LET YOU CONTINUE IN YOUR PRESENT CONDITION!:D :D uhh! TO THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK ,"HE'S LOST IT"!:rolleyes:MAY I POINT OUT, THE CAVE IS STOCKED WITH...&i've never seen things more clear,now if this pesky blond will put down "one" of my Durba BAS's!!She said she never liked knives before,but she said before me, she didn't like guns either!To all of you at the KONV. have a GREAT TIME! :D
JIM
ps BET THAT NDN,really can't put an edge on ANY K!! Probably takes them to town & gets someone to do it!!hee,hee!
 
Doesn't sound like "sound".....sounds like BZZZzzzz.....Jim has short-circuited from all those early hours, and waking up in a damp cave.

Blond with Khuk??....Sounds like he's too plugged in to his "research" :D
 
Sounds like next Tsimi will paint himself red, white, and blue and then it'll be time for "those nice young men in their clea white coats" to be showing up on his doorstep shortly.
 
Those are Cable TV Repairmen - The ones who have been cruising Jim's block in the white van...with the cardboard "TV Repair" sign scotch taped to the door. The nets are for catching stray electrons....and other strays :eek:
 
It's awfully late for Tsimi - about two days - Did they cut off the power to the cave - Has his alarm clock run down - Did the bats in his belfry forget to ring a back-up call.......This is unusual.
 
Tsimi... OH TSIMI??? Oh my... maybe the Cable TV guys snatched him up :)

Doc, start checkin out your padded rooms. Our Researcher might have just checked in unannounced :D

Alan
 
I can see "the NUTS" are still looking to blame ME for everything!!
Well, I'm resting & cleaning K's, sent some sheaths out to Sandi &
have come to the conclusion,"I" am "NOT" appreciated!Research is a difficult time consuming job! Instead of enlight. you guys,"I am now giving all my knowledge & expertse to the opp. fair sex! That's WOMEN to you old dogs!I find THEY are more receptive to my ideas!I ,after loooong research,have found my true calling,showing women K'S ! :D :D :p
jim
 
Jim's last post was so preposterous it shut the site down. I kept getting the "BladeForums is having technical difficulties" message.

Jim, those nice ladies who keep dropping by are PUBLIC HEALTH NURSES. But be careful what you try to show them in public. That will get you a new "apartment". Rent free. :eek: :rolleyes:
 
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