And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Uncle,
I would "never try to influence you,I would like another Durba 43,must be the "BEST" he has "ever" made,not full of engraving ,save that for others! "THIS WILL BE "THE CAVEMAN SPECIAL"!jUST TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO "research"! I have not one but "THREE" Belly dancers for your"RESEARCH" into dancing culture!hee,hee!:D Just to help your "decision",one is DARK HAIRED,& looks exactly like a young Heddy Lamar, ONE is BLOND & looks like a young Virginia Mayo,& one is a RED HEAD & so help me, looks exactly, like a young Susan Hayward:D! Can we make a deal, er,what I mean is, are you interested this is for research,you understand!hee!
jim
Oh, Rus,just had a new member(private female K guard,She LOVES K's) inquire if anyone has any knowledge about applying SUTRA OIL!:D
WANT TO RENOUNE THE FALSE DOCTRINE OF HIKV & JOIN MY GROWING FOLLOWING AT THE cave!:p HAD TO TELL THE "LITTLE DARLIN" i WAS NOT QUALIFIED TO GIVE AN OPINION,but i think i might know someone! interested! hee,hee!BWAAAA!Somebody close the cave door ,that sunlight is about to kill me! grumble!:mad:
 
"Recruits are coming by the corvette,by BMW'S,Lexus, all unfortunately (being in FL.)tanned 18,19 & 20 yr. olds , tanned in THONG Biki" Tsimi

Are those FEMALE recruits Jim?:p :D :p Did you say they were from Miami?;) :D
 
Maui,
Yep, beautiful "FEMALES! Koz & I "ONLY " have a weakness for the oppos. sex! ANY OTHER TYPE WE STEER TOWARD THE HIKV SECTION,WHERE THEY WILL BE WARMLY EMBRACED! I CAN JUST SEE THEIR EXPRESSIONS WHEN Blues pulls a Neck Knife, Rus pulls a .380 & Wal. smiles !hee,hee! :D
 
How would I unholster a 380 with both of my hands full holding up either an 8 to 9 pound Uzi or an 8 shot 1100 or a Semi-auto FN battle rifle?

( I am working on welding bayonet handles to UBE blades for all of these if I can just chase JP down long enough to answer a few questions I have. )
 
OH MY :eek:

I go away for a couple of days and look what happens!!! Harry has gone over to the dark side... Tsimi is brainwashing innocent young women and belly dancers... What has the world come to???

I can only maintain this connection for a short time (I've sneeked into my girlfriend's place and plugged the laptop into the network...)... I'll be back to help out Blues by mid week (I hope). Hopefully, Tsimi won't have anymore rightous HIKVers brainwashed by then...

Alan
 
Now vehr is my uniform? I'll take on this feschtunkenah Tsimi myself...

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..every time that guy made a move, he was taken out by a little ol' lady with a loaded purse. Can he stand up to Tsimi's Dancing Girl Guard? :eek: :p
 
That's what the old perv would mutter to Ruth Buzzi before she'd beat him with her purse.
 
And Tsimi is complaining about too many young things....nyet!!! Things are getting cold at the Northern Cave, so the more bodies, the better!!!;) :D As for research, I used a Sanu Baby GRS this past weekend...it CHOPS!!! Only thing I noticed that the heat treat was not all the way to the tip and had an errant rock put a dimple about 1/4 inch from the tip. Otherwise, rest of blade did make occassional contact with rock as well without any noticeable deformation. As for wood chopped, spruce, fir, birch, ash, poplar and other northern hardwood and softwood. Chopping time was about 8 hours in one day and handle was comfortable and no hot spots generated. I'd rate this khuk about 9.8 out of 10. The 0.2 deduction for the incomplete heat treat.

Now back to the Northern Cave for further preparation to unleash the ultimate secret weapon against Benny Ladin and his whelps.:eek: :eek:
 
Originally posted by Apothecary
Now back to the Northern Cave for further preparation to unleash the ultimate secret weapon against Benny Ladin and his whelps.:eek: :eek:
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The REAL "Northern Alliance"
 
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