And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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And after enough of that Everclear (in Another of rusty's posts) slap the American.;)

Gorkas Vs. Marines... Hey I'd buy a ticket...(If I knew where to sit to avoid the incomeing/outgoing automatic fire and those 'curvy knives'. :p )
 
I know...I just read in another thread about Everclear, and it brought some memories back. Then came the Gorkas and a Marine...one thing led to another.:o

I am sure that they will trade their secrets and do what they do best while in Afghanistan.:)
 
We used to call 'Everclear'....'Neverclear.';) :eek: :rolleyes:

Mixed with anything it was guaranteed to take your breath away, however it was quite good after you had about 3 drinks mixed with super ice cold concord grape juice.
Sorta a 'Super Mogan David' drink!!!!
After a night of drinkin the 100% grain alcohol it was 'Neverclear' until sometime the next afternoon.;) :p :rolleyes: :D

A friend of ours used to drink that mixture exclusively as he drank to get drunk and stay drunk. Jesse had an old 1950 Pontiac Ambulance with all the illegal lights and siren still intact.
You could alwyas tell when he was coming home as you could hear the roar of the old straight eight engine under the wailing siren coming swiftly down the main road to the turnoff to where he lived.:eek:

What was really strange is he had the old ambulance for a little over a year and never got stopped during his wailing days.:rolleyes: :)
 
Under the old preacher we used to use fortified wine ( port ) for communion - the "spirit" of the thing, ya know - but the new guy insists it gots to be kosher wine. And I do believe the last couple of bottles I picked up were Mogan David Concord wine. Hmmm. Just add a teeny weeny bit of Everclear to the Mogan David? Well, a LITTLE more than a teeny weeny bit...

Just that there are a lot of blue haired permed older ladies in the congregation and I can't get past this daydream of a bunch of them tossing down the communion wine and their tightly clurled permed hair standing straight out!
 
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Stay in line, be patient, and keep your glasses handy. Da Liddle Ol' Winemaker (HEE) will be out shortly with a jug.:rolleyes:
 
Tsimi The "Little Ol' Winemaker" Emerges From The Cavern For An Aperitif

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Originally posted by Blues
Tsimi The "Little Ol' Winemaker" Emerges From The Cavern For An Aperitif
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And since when did an 'Aperitif' consist of imbibin' a complete bottle of MD-20-20 like a really thirsty 'normal human' would imbibe a Pepsi Cola?;) :rolleyes: :p :D
 
That 'normal human' and Tsimi being considered in the same subject is a complete oxymoron.:( :rolleyes: :p :D

I do have to take up for Tsimi in one way though....
There's no way he could be mistaken by us who know him well as a 'moron' even as an 'oxy' as he is indeed a crafty little cave dweller.;) :p :rolleyes: :)

Of course that doesn't exclude the slightly heavy moldy smell with overtones of bat guano that comes from living in a damp and dark enviroment with only a very small opening to the outside world. :barf:

Perhaps another way to use 'oxy' in Tsimi's case, is best used in 'oxy-clean' as it gets stains outta lace even!!!!;)
 
Tsimi has had a good rest and is in good form when he gets back off the boat.........and sees that Yvsa has accused him of wearing lace :rolleyes:
 
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Tsimi has had a good rest and is in good form when he gets back off the boat.........and sees that Yvsa has accused him of wearing lace :rolleyes:
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It's only so he'll be able to travel unnoticed amongst the one legged women of Afghanistan.

TSIMINATOR III: Afghanistan will be released soon.

We're still working out the contract and residuals details with the moguls of AC Studios. ;)
 
The contract should specifically state EXACTLY WHO has to clean up the residue..er residuals. That could be some really nasty stuff :eek: :rolleyes: :barf:
 
I'd even settle for the little old blue haired ladies at the communion rail breaking into the "Alleluia Chorus" from Handel's Messiah ( once they got their breath back ).
 
The sun is high over my head here...and I dont hear anything...but 'he who researches' could be attempting to be cunning. :rolleyes: ;) :p :)
 
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