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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...
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It's a possibility.
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have gone fishing....with a bit of research tossed in....We are now debating how to expand the H.I. Research Department and how to combat the myth of HIKV. Right now have a pile of 60 khuks in front of me and deciding which to begin researching with...
More later....when we come up for air....
More later....when we come up for air....
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Thanks for checking in, Harry. The forum is not the same without you -- and the infamous Research Caveman -- especially when he's in drag!!!
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DRAG MY ***!! Koz & I will be back 12/01, he is the most "pitiful" fisherman I have ever seen! Bet he "misplaces" one or two of his K's! hee! He NOW has 58!! Had to return for a brief moment, read a newspaper article from Dal. Tx. about "WHAT GREAT GURR. FIGHTERS THE TALIPOO ARE" What a WIMP! I THOUGHT THEY HAD BAD ***** IN TX.! Let me tell you all something, those who have friends or rel. in Spec. Ops. will know what I mean!!It has been "MY" priv. to call a # of them "MY FRIENDS"! American People,"WE" have the BEST Spec. Ops people there are "BAR NONE"! Ben "the RAT" Ladin is a dead man, period!! Just let them "DO WHAT THEY DO BEST"!!Going back fishing with Koz, Blues wouldn't let me go play,said there was something against the law about taking these terr.,shoving their face in Antrax(while making them breathe deeply)!He wouldn't let me take my M43 wipe it down with Raw Bacon & let them know ,before I cut them!Blues is a great guy,HONORABLE, with morals & is very good at what he does! We are lucky to have him ! "NOBODY" WILL LET ME PLAY & TRY TO HAVE some FUN! I'M GOING BACK FISHING!
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! Had to return for a brief moment, read a newspaper article from Dal. Tx. about "WHAT GREAT GURR. FIGHTERS THE TALIPOO ARE" What a WIMP! I THOUGHT THEY HAD BAD ***** IN TX.! Let me tell you all something, those who have friends or rel. in Spec. Ops. will know what I mean!!It has been "MY" priv. to call a # of them "MY FRIENDS"! American People,"WE" have the BEST Spec. Ops people there are "BAR NONE"! Ben "the RAT" Ladin is a dead man, period!! Just let them "DO WHAT THEY DO BEST"!!Going back fishing with Koz, Blues wouldn't let me go play,said there was something against the law about taking these terr.,shoving their face in Antrax(while making them breathe deeply)!He wouldn't let me take my M43 wipe it down with Raw Bacon & let them know ,before I cut them!Blues is a great guy,HONORABLE, with morals & is very good at what he does! We are lucky to have him ! "NOBODY" WILL LET ME PLAY & TRY TO HAVE some FUN! I'M GOING BACK FISHING! jim
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See!
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I told you Tsimi would be back with a vengeance.
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That R&R did seem to perk him up a little.
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Re: And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...
In reality it doesn't look like much has changed in Tsimi's life up until now.
However there have been a few unconfirmed reports that Tsimi has been doing the same thing as Blues originally posted now every Saturday and twice every blue moon and Tsimi's actions are starting to creat some controversy....
It has been reported that some religious organizations are getting up in arms as it seems Tsimi has gained a few followers from the teeny bopper crowd and now these children are being seen, if only momentarily, brandishing two painted wooden khukuris, a Nepali pennant and shouting "Durba Lives!!!" at the top of their lungs while running through the countryside.
All attempts by the law enforcement agencies to capture the children for rehabilitation has failed because the children disappear in what is apparently 'thin air.'
Some experts are saying however that the land where the children have been seen is full of micro caves with small hidden access and that the children are slipping away in them.
That seems to fit the description of the Caped Phantom as it's been reported he resides in a dark and dank cave with all sorts of electronic and manual security devices installed as far as 5 miles away to warn of early intrusion and everyone knows how imitative children are!!!!
The main reasons the religious organizations are up in arms is that these children are carrying their actions over into church services on Sunday and instead of shouting out AMEN when the preacher says something really profound they are instead shouting with great conviction and glee "Durba Lives!!!!"
In reality it doesn't look like much has changed in Tsimi's life up until now.
However there have been a few unconfirmed reports that Tsimi has been doing the same thing as Blues originally posted now every Saturday and twice every blue moon and Tsimi's actions are starting to creat some controversy....
It has been reported that some religious organizations are getting up in arms as it seems Tsimi has gained a few followers from the teeny bopper crowd and now these children are being seen, if only momentarily, brandishing two painted wooden khukuris, a Nepali pennant and shouting "Durba Lives!!!" at the top of their lungs while running through the countryside.
All attempts by the law enforcement agencies to capture the children for rehabilitation has failed because the children disappear in what is apparently 'thin air.'
Some experts are saying however that the land where the children have been seen is full of micro caves with small hidden access and that the children are slipping away in them.
That seems to fit the description of the Caped Phantom as it's been reported he resides in a dark and dank cave with all sorts of electronic and manual security devices installed as far as 5 miles away to warn of early intrusion and everyone knows how imitative children are!!!!
The main reasons the religious organizations are up in arms is that these children are carrying their actions over into church services on Sunday and instead of shouting out AMEN when the preacher says something really profound they are instead shouting with great conviction and glee "Durba Lives!!!!"
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Here we go again!!! WEEEEE!!!
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Having been doing some research the last few days, I come up for air and see the misinformed and denuded people such as Yvsa and Blues and Rusty still trying to give us researchers a hard time.... Let's face it....THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HIKV!!! HEEE HEEE. Now back to do more honest research!!! Without research, there would be no Durbas!!! 
Harry
Researcher in Training Wheels
Assistant Chief Khukuri Washer (1st Class)
H.I. Secret Research Institute
Area 13
Harry
Researcher in Training Wheels
Assistant Chief Khukuri Washer (1st Class)
H.I. Secret Research Institute
Area 13
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Holy Toledo. Has Tsimi converted Harry!
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Uncle,
I think I will have to order a HI Katana made by Durba.
It will take me a few weeks to finalise what I want, but I am serious. This has gone far enough.
Tsimi is converting local Florida children into cave-dwelling wooden kuk wielding maniacs, while Harry is learning the "researching" method of "cutting wind". This cannot go on much longer, I must do something. If this lethal technique of "cutting wind" is tought to a select and elite few of those children an evil "air force" will reign, and researching will be enforced among those fortunite enough to attain second hand kuks. All UBDOTD will be absorbed by this dark mass of evil flesh led by Tsimi and what appears to now be his right hand man Harry.
I must begin to train once again.
A storm is on the horizon.
I think I will have to order a HI Katana made by Durba.
It will take me a few weeks to finalise what I want, but I am serious. This has gone far enough.
Tsimi is converting local Florida children into cave-dwelling wooden kuk wielding maniacs, while Harry is learning the "researching" method of "cutting wind". This cannot go on much longer, I must do something. If this lethal technique of "cutting wind" is tought to a select and elite few of those children an evil "air force" will reign, and researching will be enforced among those fortunite enough to attain second hand kuks. All UBDOTD will be absorbed by this dark mass of evil flesh led by Tsimi and what appears to now be his right hand man Harry.
I must begin to train once again.
A storm is on the horizon.
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Harry is NOW.a FULL FLEDGED "DURBAHAOLIC"!Fishing explaining has caused Him to see the LIGHT!Recruits are coming by the corvette,by BMW'S,Lexus, all unfortunately (being in FL.)tanned 18,19 & 20 yr. olds , tanned in THONG Biki.I forced Koz to take them in HAND! "THEY LOVE THE CAVE & K's! Why just an hr. ago a bus load of "young ,smiling, BELLY DANCERS joined up!ALAS,Koz & I are Swamped,the CAVE IS BEGINNING TO SMELL LIKE A PERFUME FACTORY,"WELL" BACK TO "RESEARCH!OH, by the way Sam, you don't have enough time to prepare,whatever Durba IS made, is sent to me first!!UNCLE, IS THIS NOT TRUE??
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