Avast, Ye Maties, Snarks Ahoy

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I've never been one for April fools. I've seen some funny pranks, and tons of awful and annoying ones. The thing is, today everybody is on guard, and pranks go from fun to annoying real quick. After the third prank in the morning, I'm usually just pissed off for the day. I'm glad I'm not at college anymore today....
 
I think Googleknife is gonna be awesome! I can track all of y'all using the friend locator app and see what yer up to. Then I can drop by for a cup of coffee or a free breakfast or whatever. :thumbup:

:p :p :p
 
I think Googleknife is gonna be awesome! I can track all of y'all using the friend locator app and see what yer up to. Then I can drop by for a cup of coffee or a free breakfast or whatever. :thumbup:

:p :p :p

If you ever show up at my house................... bring beer! thats usually the only time I dont answer the door with out a loaded pistol aiming out the peep hole! :D
 
I think Googleknife is gonna be awesome! I can track all of y'all using the friend locator app and see what yer up to. Then I can drop by for a cup of coffee or a free breakfast or whatever. :thumbup:

:p :p :p

I'm always good for some breakfast tacos.. come on down ;)
 
Hey MM, Until you posted pics of yout turtle on my pet thread. I thought that was a avocado in your avatar. :D
 
"EXCLUSIVE: MICHELLE WALKS OUT AS OBAMA DIVORCE BATTLE EXPLODES!"

Looks like Barak is about to get a taste of the big "D" and I don't mean Dallas. :D
 
"EXCLUSIVE: MICHELLE WALKS OUT AS OBAMA DIVORCE BATTLE EXPLODES!"

Looks like Barak is about to get a taste of the big "D" and I don't mean Dallas. :D

WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????????? where did you see this?
 
WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????????? where did you see this?

Let me guess. April fools, Damn, Im guess Im just looking forward to seeing him get his share of pain and misery.......... Drones a circling.
 
I don't know about him, but I saw it the other day in the checkout line at the grocery store :rolleyes:
 
Yep, that paragon of journalistic virtue, The National Enquirer.

¡Feliz Dia de los Pendejos!
 
The difference is a level of narcissism that teenagers have.

That, and just not knowing when to shut up and give it a rest.



JT nails it...again...as usual.

If I ever decide to write poetry.. it will be about coffee.

Excellent!! Coffee = Life
I had to forego my morning coffee yesterday since I was having a cardio stress test done at the hospital. I only have two cups a day, but I had a "caffeine withdrawal" headache all day, despite the help of Motrin.
 
I woke up last night with my dog coughing up blood. She is only 7 years old, and had no known health problems. We rushed her to the emergency vet at about 2:45 a.m. She died shortly after we arrived--at 4:20 a.m.

X-rays show that her stomach "flipped," a lethal medical problem that can occur when a dog eats its food too fast.

It is an extremely sad time for us, as we experience the tragic loss of our sweet girl collie, Stella. Smoke and prayers would be very helpful.

I can,t believe anyone would think this is funny, unless they are the type that intentionally runs over animals for fun.
I think you are sick.
 
I can,t believe anyone would think this is funny, unless they are the type that intentionally runs over animals for fun.
I think you are sick.
To be fair.. I think if he ran over an animal on his huffy he'd be the one that got hurt (he's still a very young'in).
 
JT nails it...again...as usual.

I wrote the ":rolleyes:" for his benefit, I was going to say something the affect of "SBK is the one not dropping it, not me" but that would be exactly what he was saying, this way a made a joke that everyone thought was funny without making anyone (me) look "lost(er)".

:)
 
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